Sir Frederick of Welfare

The Earl of EBT
Part-time Scallywag
Full-time Appalachian American
Est. Circa 1980s

[Sir Frederick of Welfare @FoodStampFred]

The real athletes aren't the ones you see on television every Sunday, or in the Olympics.

They're the ones standing in line at the store calculating every last item to make sure that EBT balance hits $0.00.

[Sir Frederick of Welfare @FoodStampFred]

@MadamSavvy That 1 there at the end.

[Sir Frederick of Welfare @FoodStampFred]

@KKrigskriminell @BeesHug Are you one of them retards?

[Sir Frederick of Welfare @FoodStampFred]

@SoshikiKurosawa @BeesHug Yes remotely, via Bluetooth, NFC and all the ways.

[Sir Frederick of Welfare @FoodStampFred]

@cutiegurlswagg1 @PArA_BeLLum_DE Dont bring a baby to do hood rat shit. Then flaunt your gofundme cash like a pimp.

[Sir Frederick of Welfare @FoodStampFred]

@cutiegurlswagg1 @PArA_BeLLum_DE Does tribalism come with lack of accountability or?

[Sir Frederick of Welfare @FoodStampFred]

@breisshe Why would Israel do this?

See i can say dumb shit too

[Sir Frederick of Welfare @FoodStampFred]

@Youmacon Muhhh feelings. What a bunch of pussies

[Sir Frederick of Welfare @FoodStampFred]

I say send in the discombobulater and everything will be copacetic.

[Ethan Levins ✝️ @EthanLevins2]

Brazil has aircraft carriers, advanced radar, and 4.5 generation aircraft.

If Delta Force DARED to step into the jungle, they’d be torn to shreds.

[Sir Frederick of Welfare @FoodStampFred]

@Tectone From downtown!!

[Sir Frederick of Welfare @FoodStampFred]

@KirscheVerstahl Nasty bitches

[Sir Frederick of Welfare @FoodStampFred]

@cutiegurlswagg1 @PArA_BeLLum_DE Turns out you can't just drive a car into civilians then at police.

N shit

[Sir Frederick of Welfare @FoodStampFred]

@cutiegurlswagg1 @PArA_BeLLum_DE By law the officer has already been cleared of any wrongdoings.

Can you explain why that baby wasn't in a car seat per law, or why the mother didnt take advantage of the free diapers her town offers?

These are better questions you should ask yourself.

Wit ur performative ass

[Sir Frederick of Welfare @FoodStampFred]

@hasanthehun Why would Israel do this tho?

[Sir Frederick of Welfare @FoodStampFred]

@ctechnolove @grok Yet you still felt the need to type that.

Night night pumpkin.

[Sir Frederick of Welfare @FoodStampFred]

@cutiegurlswagg1 @PArA_BeLLum_DE Blame the mother who thought she was wonder woman.

[Sir Frederick of Welfare @FoodStampFred]

@nickshirleyy @sneako Hell yeah brother.

[Sir Frederick of Welfare @FoodStampFred]

@ctechnolove @grok You HAVE to be a white woman right? No one virtue signals this much. Not even black people.

[Sir Frederick of Welfare @FoodStampFred]

@ctechnolove @grok He faced plenty of repercussions you people forced him to resign for fear of his own family.

Although he kept his merits and rank. So hopefully he will be back on the steet protecting US from YOU very soon.

Maybe even in your city.