The Food Tosser

Tosser with #foodie tales and, am told, no sense of humor. Follow to be insulted. As character-building and developmental as any cheap public skool.

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Finally for today, why doesn't .@CampCoffeeUK get the same brand recognition .@Gap does? 2/3s of the acronym is decapitalised so shouldn't they also drop the 'p'? OK, https://t.co/nDYCK0MPd5 says it's BS. But reading shit is why you're here--right? The question remains... https://t.co/orYJv9w0Of

[Camp Coffee @CampCoffeeUK]

We're just going to leave this here... #MondayMotivation

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Hey, .@Fenallotiya, great to have you with us. But in this country it's spelt, "fennell"...

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On may way, Bob... https://t.co/0JJHAtNWYR

[Kevin Maguire @Kevin_Maguire]

Tasty sign made me laugh in the Rose and Crown in South Shields. Bob’s beer is good anyway

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What about Silly Thing by the Sex Pistols? https://t.co/mnsbPATbVI https://t.co/la0StKbBDK

[Beatrice Tory #FBPE #RemainReformRebel #NHSLove @PoliticsTosser]

#Leave? #Remain? What's the best musical metaphor for #Brexit? Honourable mentions also welcome.

My new fave's Dream Baby Dream by Suicide https://t.co/5qXIzUWHdD. Please RT, adding your own.

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@saoirse_22 Tomorrow, basically the same thing but plus pork. That's a compromise: Surbiton Sainsbury's don't sell minced veal even though 203% of their customers are nowadays Bulgarian...

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@saoirse_22 No pics, no bloody phone. https://t.co/x7vJG5Rueu.: sarmi (https://t.co/p2lFms6mCM) stuffed peppers (https://t.co/0TTpUYyQPD but vegetarianised plus some kaskaval), some salted cabbage salad and walnut baclava. With Whyte & McKays instead of rakia--it's upmarket, it's Xmas.

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@saoirse_22 Just made my first ever part 1 of the 2-part Bulgarian Xmas dinner. 🌟🌟🌟, which I consider poor, though not a scrap was uneaten. The secret is to ignore the recipe and blast the bloody veg to hell before you stuff it...

Part 2 update tomoz...

[The Food Tosser @FoodTosser]

Global meat taxation on the horizon? https://t.co/gv3i7pUZgc

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Hello .@nickhemming38, it's great to have you with us...

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Good morning, .@Adrian_0liver, thx for jopining the #tfeed.

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World's worst job. Just deboned a Turkey leg practicing for Xmas. Stuffed with eschallotte, mushrooms & sausagemeat it'd bloody better taste good.

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Hey .@AllSweetNSour, wc. Lovely to have you with us.

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@CulinaryMosaic London, England here. Wow, you're practically a Russian...

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@noshandbreksbhm Don't worry, Doll, like Cressida Dick it is cured with a short dose of penicillen...

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@ElPirataMayfair You're supposed to be raping, pillaging and cutting throats but instead you waste your life cooking rice. I see saffron, what else would make my home made plate edible?

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Hello and a fantastic welcome to .@CulinaryMosaic. Whereabouts you based?

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Watched Peaky Blinders 1-4 on catch-up last night. "Spotted Dick, what's that?" @noshandbreksbhm, do somthing willya? That prog is sold all around the world...

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@saoirse_22 @Minimon22 Shame, but it's been done in a classy shade...

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@CarrPriddle Welcome.

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Hey, .@CarrPriddle, great to have you with us...

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Thx for the lurve, .@CuffleyGaffa. Crappy result against Pardew's new lot, I thought but at least we're off the bottom!