Mary Schwartz

[Mary Schwartz @Food_Is_Satan]

Graduation day. I'm losing so many test subjects, but no fear, more arrive next year. Prepare yourselves you parasites.

[Mary Schwartz @Food_Is_Satan]

Hope you pumpkins had a good Easter, I was debating to have you all open of some rabbits to get in the Easter spirit 🐰🐰🐰

[Mary Schwartz @Food_Is_Satan]

@adamrivellino @btap31 The science building is lit 🔥🔥🔥

[Mary Schwartz @Food_Is_Satan]

@BigOldNastyFish ;)

[Mary Schwartz @Food_Is_Satan]

I seem to have forgotten to post a April fools joke, just like I forgot about you parasites. #SpringBreak2k17

[Mary Schwartz @Food_Is_Satan]

Break may have started, but the second you degenerates get back, you're going to wish it never ended!

[Mary Schwartz @Food_Is_Satan]

I love the sight of panicking seniors trying to raise their grades when it's the last week of the nine weeks. This is what makes me immortal

[Mary Schwartz @Food_Is_Satan]

.@LisaWallace3

[Mary Schwartz @Food_Is_Satan]

Why is the sun out today! I didn't assign a quiz today! I'd it was up to me wed have no weekends, like the good ole days!

[Mary Schwartz @Food_Is_Satan]

This weather changes faster than freshman biology grades.

[Mary Schwartz @Food_Is_Satan]

You parasites thought you'd have today off? HA, GUESS AGAIN. You all are never safe, no matter what day.

[Mary Schwartz @Food_Is_Satan]

Me: it's a weekend, let em off easy

Inner me: 10 page packet with 30 questions on each page due by Monday morning.

[Mary Schwartz @Food_Is_Satan]

I can see it now, freshmen are staying up late tonight to finish the work I gave them. Better not fall asleep in my class you parasites.

[Mary Schwartz @Food_Is_Satan]

Hope you all had fun stuffing turkeys, not it's my turn to stuff you with finals.

[Mary Schwartz @Food_Is_Satan]

free my nigga @LaurenBjortomt gang gang

[Mary Schwartz @Food_Is_Satan]

If anyone is on #TheList it has to be Chuck Reeves. Everyone knows he's an avid day drinker.

[Mary Schwartz @Food_Is_Satan]

Back in my day, when BSU told us not to drink Muncie water, they were talking about vodka.

[Mary Schwartz @Food_Is_Satan]

The Cubs hadn't won a World Series since I was in college

[Al T @boilers1997]

@Food_Is_Satan you know you love me

[Mary Schwartz @Food_Is_Satan]

Fuck you @16atrachtman