ThePettyPlanter

Here to bitch about life, post about plants, food, cats and culture

[ThePettyPlanter @FoodieCatLady]

What a horrible idea!

[Coinvo @Coinvo]

🇺🇸 Kamala Harris and Rep. AOC are rumored to be running for President and Vice President in 2028.

[ThePettyPlanter @FoodieCatLady]

@queensofbravo Good! As much as I loved her JoEllen impression, she was just mean in a way that isn’t entertaining.

[ThePettyPlanter @FoodieCatLady]

The state of the world has me in a downward spiral today 🫠

[ThePettyPlanter @FoodieCatLady]

I think gay men are the only ones aware that a music video dropped for Runway. SO GOOD. The song is fun and fine but the video is top tier!

[ThePettyPlanter @FoodieCatLady]

TGIF

[ThePettyPlanter @FoodieCatLady]

I’m 100% getting nerdier with age. All I want to do is read sci-fi and fantasy novels, garden, and listen to my vinyl collection. Trying not to be a total home body considering I already WFH full time but I do like my little sanctuary!

[ThePettyPlanter @FoodieCatLady]

I hate Lent because it turns every dive bar I frequent into a fishy smelling Chuck E Cheese. Just order a damn cheese pizza and stay home Catholics!

[ThePettyPlanter @FoodieCatLady]

If I could just fast forward to June where I’m reading in a lush flower garden that would be lovely!

[ThePettyPlanter @FoodieCatLady]

Marty Supreme was…. not supreme.

[ThePettyPlanter @FoodieCatLady]

New year, same nightmare! #Trump

[ThePettyPlanter @FoodieCatLady]

Tattoo appointment on the books for Feb! I’ve been longing to add more flowers to my left arm and can’t wait for some fresh ink!

[ThePettyPlanter @FoodieCatLady]

White LED Christmas lights are best strung directly into the trash can. Don’t even get me started on blue LEDs… STOP!

[ThePettyPlanter @FoodieCatLady]

Owning a small business has given me an economic barometer over the years in terms of sales and cost of materials. I think it’s going to be a bleak holiday season for my fellow small biz folks and I urge everyone to shop small wherever possible. #shopsmall

[ThePettyPlanter @FoodieCatLady]

I feel so hopeless and on the verge of a mental breakdown this week. This is so exhausting.

[ThePettyPlanter @FoodieCatLady]

Mariah’s VMA’s performance felt like I was watching Rupaul perform on the main stage of Drag Race. Barely moving, lip syncing, lots of tights and some dancers flailing wildly on the sidelines. It’s was very odd…

[ThePettyPlanter @FoodieCatLady]

@elonmusk Still looks like a block of shit!

[ThePettyPlanter @FoodieCatLady]

Why don’t you stick to fucking up your face more instead of fucking up the country. Thanks!

[Special Envoy Kristi Noem @EnvoyNoem]

This administration is holding Harvard accountable for fostering violence, antisemitism, and coordinating with the Chinese Communist Party on its campus.

It is a privilege, not a right, for universities to enroll foreign students and benefit from their higher tuition payments to help pad their multibillion-dollar endowments.

Harvard had plenty of opportunity to do the right thing. It refused.

They have lost their Student and Exchange Visitor Program certification as a result of their failure to adhere to the law.

Let this serve as a warning to all universities and academic institutions across the country.

[ThePettyPlanter @FoodieCatLady]

I’m so tired of MAGA fools assuming that because I am critical of the current regime, I am also a Biden supporter. Biden sucked and the Cheeto in Chief sucks even harder. I don’t think it’s controversial to say we deserve better and people that voted for the orange menace suck!

[ThePettyPlanter @FoodieCatLady]

I’m still not over how fucking good that Abracadabra music video is. I levitate every time I watch it. The choreo is next level!!

[ThePettyPlanter @FoodieCatLady]

The only thing getting me through next week is the release of MAYHEM