Vicky Fook

#writer #teacher 🔥she/they🔥 ♐️ My WIP is a murder mystery, but mostly it’s just about a confused bisexual and gay ghosts👻🏳️‍🌈

[Vicky Fook @FookVicky]

@davenmcqueen 🐍🐍🐍🐍🦖

[Vicky Fook @FookVicky]

@teaxtarot @davenmcqueen srry 4 u 😔

[Vicky Fook @FookVicky]

My partner is hot & a good author. Read their book

[daven @davenmcqueen]

idk if the buss it challenge is really in the YA author vibe but i simply do not care. i got new hair and look hot and deserve to be perceived

[Vicky Fook @FookVicky]

@davenmcqueen I love this suit

[Vicky Fook @FookVicky]

I just realized the Michael Jackson song is LIBERIAN Girl not Librarian Girl. For twenty-five years I thought he was sining about books with a fem vocalist interjecting with “onomatopoeia, onomatopoeia”
Guess I was wrong 🤷🏻‍♀️

[Vicky Fook @FookVicky]

When you finally get in a writing groove but can only write 1 word per minute bc this needy little alien sticks his tongue up your nose every time you stop petting him

[Vicky Fook @FookVicky]

At 12:00 am, I flushed the toilet. #HappyNewYear2021

[Vicky Fook @FookVicky]

@Kristen_Arnett One time I woke up in the middle of the night with the next great love story of our generation. But when I looked at what I’d written down the next morning it was just “boy falls in love with her farts”

[Vicky Fook @FookVicky]

2020 going out with a bang🩸
https://t.co/eHMQa3myN4

[daven @davenmcqueen]

y’all.....book bloggers are really out here having read 100+ books this year and saying mine is one of their top 10 or 5? MY little book that i never expected to go anywhere? it’s too much 😫

[Vicky Fook @FookVicky]

The coolest kid in town

[daven @davenmcqueen]

he’s just another dog in a sweater

[Vicky Fook @FookVicky]

GAYS. Screw happiest season. You must immediately watch A New York Christmas Wedding on Netflix. It is exactly the queer, wlw, magic, over the top cheesy Christmas movie we deserve.

[Vicky Fook @FookVicky]

@BarbieRaeJepsen Unfortunately, I think my parents gave them away when I moved out. I have been actually writing the stories I told with them though and trying to make a book, so they (and their squishable faces) will always hold a special place in my heart

[Vicky Fook @FookVicky]

Does anyone remember pressing their thumb into the head of a a Barbie doll and how it would get all indented and you’d have to squeeze it back so you didn’t have a constipated worm to play with

[Vicky Fook @FookVicky]

@BarbieRaeJepsen When I was little I used to use barbies to act out stories, and when I got frustrated, I would just shove my thumb in their face 🤷🏻‍♀️ I haven’t had mine in FOREVER though unfortunately

[Vicky Fook @FookVicky]

👀

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

i’m gonna need homophobes to get their shit together

[Vicky Fook @FookVicky]

I need a sapphic version of baby it’s cold outside where they both want to spend the night but are afraid to ask because is this date or are just friends. The whole song is just dropping hints and they get snowed in bc of indecision. Mama nature is on the side of the gays

[Vicky Fook @FookVicky]

I can only write murder scenes to carol of the bells