jane

31. she/her. born hater.

[jane @FoolishHit]

“what if someone needs to contact me in an emergency” you guys are getting phone signal in venues???? My provider needs to die I am uncontactable at every gig 😭😭😭

[jane @FoolishHit]

my search for The Martian without Matt Damon on the cover felt endless 😭😭

[📖🎧 @inkandseerah]

everytime a book gets adapted into a movie, they start using the movie poster as the book cover and it's honestly the ugliest thing in the world

[jane @FoolishHit]

@DANIELPEMBERTON Thank you so much!!!!

[ODEON @ODEONCinemas]

To celebrate the release of #ProjectHailMary, we’re giving you the chance to WIN* an out‑of‑this‑world prize pack. 🌌

Repost and tag a friend you’d take on a deep‑space mission with to enter. 👩‍🚀

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[jane @FoolishHit]

@ODEONCinemas @Elainex123 🫡

[jane @FoolishHit]

Hi @ODEONCinemas @ODEONHelp please please can you show Cold Storage in Kilmarnock or Braehead or Glasgow please? Please. If I don’t see it in a cinema I will explode thanks

[jane @FoolishHit]

Lewis Hamilton and Timothée Chalamet at the Kardashian dinner table.

[jane @FoolishHit]

“Name 5 footballers” type stuff. can’t listen to the Beatles unless you know Paul McCartneys favourite flavour of crisps

[jane @FoolishHit]

Who gives a shit

[jane @FoolishHit]

@someonesmom96 @srnorty @vapejuiceyummy @judejon_ @SlumRNA_Dog Hopefully we get that here soon.

[jane @FoolishHit]

because why is he just standing there behind u playing on his phone getting in the way

[jane @FoolishHit]

you don’t have to bring ur useless boyfriend/husband/partner into the supermarket you can leave him in the car, crack the window & make sure his phone is charged and he’ll be fine!!!!

[jane @FoolishHit]

hope aw the cunts get trampled

[The Independent @Independent]

Sir Keir Starmer has been warned he faces a considerable task in rebuilding trust with rural communities, as Boxing Day hunts gather under the shadow of a looming government crackdown.

The Labour administration's intention to ban trail hunting, announced just days before these traditional events, has intensified existing tensions. This decision, alongside persistent resentment over inheritance tax changes despite a partial U-turn, has deepened discontent among farming communities.

Click the link in bio for more on Independent TV 🔗

[jane @FoolishHit]

@engine1985 maybe he was also planning to kill Josh’s mum ? nobody left to look after the grandchild on that side

[jane @FoolishHit]

omg the phone ringing split shot and the pan to grandad it’s all drama this ep #24hoursinpolicecustody

[jane @FoolishHit]

@TomCruise they’re killing cinema HELP US

[Variety @Variety]

Netflix is officially buying Warner Bros. and HBO Max in an $82.7 billion deal.

“Our mission has always been to entertain the world,” said Netflix co-CEO Ted Sarandos. “By combining Warner Bros.’ incredible library of shows and movies—from timeless classics like 'Casablanca' and 'Citizen Kane' to modern favorites like 'Harry Potter' and 'Friends'—with our culture-defining titles like 'Stranger Things,' 'KPop Demon Hunters' and' Squid Game,' we’ll be able to do that even better. Together, we can give audiences more of what they love and help define the next century of storytelling.”

“Today’s announcement combines two of the greatest storytelling companies in the world to bring to even more people the entertainment they love to watch the most,” said WBD CEO David Zaslav. “For more than a century, Warner Bros. has thrilled audiences, captured the world’s attention, and shaped our culture. By coming together with Netflix, we will ensure people everywhere will continue to enjoy the world’s most resonant stories for generations to come.”

Read more here: https://t.co/7LX0GD3DPX

[jane @FoolishHit]

that world cup draw.. have some shame

[Logan 🇨🇦 @lx_church]

If you’re gonna listen to a cancelled artist so much that it appears in your Spotify wrapped, just say it with your chest instead of blacking it out lmao
Clearly you don’t care THAT much

[jane @FoolishHit]

@MasOMenos2495 so pretend in the interview

[jane @FoolishHit]

we can tell you’re pretending