Archie 🇪🇺

[Archie 🇪🇺 @Foolishmor7al]

@RunnerEyeYT Girl put all of her egg in one basket

[Vautism Speaks 🔞 🐴 @VautismSpeaks]

Republican voters when they see literally any research grant they don’t understand

[Alasdair Beckett-King @MisterABK]

Hand dryers then vs now:

[The Screen Rot Podcast @screenrotpod]

Steven Bartlett: Hard things are hard

[Ellie Gomersall 🍉 isn't here anymore @elliebgomersall]

Clearly they've never been on the Edinburgh-Glasgow Queen Street low level train

[Archie 🇪🇺 @Foolishmor7al]

@TheWeekUK Very funny to make stock photo chancellor wear a union jack glove so he can be any race and then just not bother making a female version.

[Archie 🇪🇺 @Foolishmor7al]

@CharlotteLWilk Could be my lil guys sibling! Had him home 3 weeks now It's so much work but it's worth it :) they grow so fast!

[Matt Green @mattgreencomedy]

Because famously no one right wing has ever been vegetarian

[Richard K Herring @Herring1967]

Worrying number of time travellers coming back to 2024.

[Archie 🇪🇺 @Foolishmor7al]

@BrianKirschner_ My university degree was free.

[Horse ebooks @Horse_ebooks]

Everything happens so much

[Frankie Boyle Updates @frankieboyle]

Time to let the second worst people in the country have a crack at it

[Sanjeev Kohli @govindajeggy]

It will always annoy me that Scottish people are happy to use Americanisms like "you’re not the boss of me" but Americans won't use Scottishisms like
"smell yer maw"

[Archie 🇪🇺 @Foolishmor7al]

@_naimani "The customer is always right in matters of taste"

[Molly🎧🏳️‍🌈 @RasberryRazz]

I think we need to have a frank discussion about how “feeling unsafe” is not the same as “being unsafe”. This is puritanical cancelling masquerading as progressive call outs and we need to mitigate people like this who want to censor people’s art.

[Ewan @jelly_pack]

In the UK we have our own version of Fox News that you are forced to give money. If you don't give them money they send vans to your street that pretend to know if you are watching TV using magic.

[S. I. Rubinstein @si_rubinstein]

If I didn’t want to be locked into perpetual union with England, I simply wouldn’t have gone on colonial misadventures in Panama 🤷‍♂️