Foop Oplo

CEO of Freedom Galactic News

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Im probably the best ever at being humble. http://t.co/iszmX8wSZE

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I'd rather watch a 3D video of my conception than watch one episode of The Real Housewives. http://t.co/7NoSCWIgPZ

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I call bullshit on all the times I've talked to strangers and they've not offered me candy. http://t.co/91xcI5yaij

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I bet Batman wears Liam Neeson underwear. http://t.co/913Py4BkHc

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http://t.co/mkkw0SUh8L All I want is a gummy bear that's the size of a grizzly.

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Being a vegetarian is a big missed steak. http://t.co/xPffSnICR2

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My clients have a 86% survival rate, which makes me an above-average babysitter. http://t.co/Zd2ffUAFp6

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http://t.co/L5aNmi2doh Imagine how slutty girls would dress if Halloween was in July.

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98% of Facebook is women telling each other how great they look. http://t.co/W0HlLhAFfH

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http://t.co/kEfyJnoj Ugh man, I hate when pornos try to have a story. Don't act all surprised dude, just do her.

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Checkin' back in on the FGN.

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The New Republic has just started their famous Grand Prix race! Good luck to all the contestants!

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Freedom Galactic News is now up and running.

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The New Order has abandoned me. Our Vice Pres and 3rd in command, along with a large chunk of our members have left. Just a few left now.

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Currently failing in nearly every way possible.

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Not exactly feelin the most successful at the moment. Too busy to keep up with anything or anyone anymore.

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Forgot I had a twitter account. Think I'll start tweeting again.

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I'm so bored...

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So bored. Can't wait for this weekend.

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just joined a video chat at http://tinychat.com/tno #tinychat