Kimberly Fooshee

Am I... Am I in the right place?

[Kimberly Fooshee @FoosheeKim]

Thanks @SouthwestAir for shanghaiing my husbands phone number. I’m gonna assume it was for hurricane stuff because that makes me less mad while I call a decade’s worth of official and proffesional people who now have the wrong number for him. 👍🏼😑

[Cheryl radcliffe @cherylalaine]

As a mom now I crack up when people without kids use the phrase “date night”. If you don’t have children, then everyday is date night.

[Kimberly Fooshee @FoosheeKim]

When you try too hard to make a statement or further an agenda with your YOUNG ADULT FICTION, you just end up corrupting your characters and disappointing your readers. #whytho #redqueen #warstorm #ctfd

[Kimberly Fooshee @FoosheeKim]

Thanks for reminding 57 times in two minutes that “everyday is a winding road” this morning, Sheryl Crow.

[Kimberly Fooshee @FoosheeKim]

Marriage: your spouse getting mad at your for advice you “didn’t share” when they wouldn’t listen to the part of the advice you did actually give them... #yeahno #guiltyconsciencemuch #marriage

[Kimberly Fooshee @FoosheeKim]

Well, @subaru_usa you sure turned things around for me! JD and Ali at Subaru of Orange Park had a good-will replacement for my air compressor before corporate even called them!! I am so thankful for the customer service and hard work.

[Kimberly Fooshee @FoosheeKim]

@SpyWhoDumpedMe @cherylalaine

[Kimberly Fooshee @FoosheeKim]

Brake light switch and AC go out in the same week on top of burning oil and the 3 new sound systems I’ve had to change out and the car has less than 50,000 miles on it. @subaru_usa Will not make the mistake of buying with you again. #forrester #notworthit

[Kimberly Fooshee @FoosheeKim]

It’s like my son has a different family somewhere else... https://t.co/3J3ZXKY6hQ

[Pat Rothfuss @PatrickRothfuss]

My four-year-old son held up this oddly shaped piece of wood to me and said:

"Dad. This is the key of Despair. It can open any lock."

He handed it to me.

"It's for you. You need it."

#CutieSays

[Kimberly Fooshee @FoosheeKim]

@Writer_DG That is the saddest thing I’ve encountered today.☹️☹️☹️

[Kimberly Fooshee @FoosheeKim]

@SamSykesSwears Solution: pick up already pelted books and pelt them back!

[Kimberly Fooshee @FoosheeKim]

@SamSykesSwears Yep. The stuff of stress nightmares. My other ones consist of me trying to get to work, yet I somehow can’t for various nonsensical dream-reasons.

[Diana Gabaldon @Writer_DG]

I read all the time--while washing salad, stirring stuff on the stove, waiting for a call, standing in line at the bank or pharmacy, in the few minutes before I fall asleep...#loadsoftime https://t.co/2k6rXMnpMJ

[Kimberly Fooshee @FoosheeKim]

@YRoss236 That was enough highlighter for 4 people!

[Kimberly Fooshee @FoosheeKim]

@rj1975 @MrsCKirk12 I was thinking the exact same thing!

[Kimberly Fooshee @FoosheeKim]

@PaulaDorelle @AngryBlkWmn I’m impressed with y’all’s people reading skills. Time will prove your assessments correct.

[Kimberly Fooshee @FoosheeKim]

“He’s tall!”
@radcliffe_matt: “yeah that’s a six foot fence.” #contractor #onlymatt

[Kimberly Fooshee @FoosheeKim]

@chrissyteigen @johnlegend If only you knew then what you know now...

[Kimberly Fooshee @FoosheeKim]

Yeah. That’s my kid! https://t.co/KeqNWvKGBd

[Cheryl radcliffe @cherylalaine]

"Lydia LYDIA quit!"
" Kim... can you bring some paper towels....."
" ...And a new stick of butter."
Merry Christmas! 🎄

[Kimberly Fooshee @FoosheeKim]

Between working all week, school being out and all the clean laundry being piled in baskets in my room- I’m pretty sure my kids have been in the same clothes all week. 😂