Foot Bag Noob

#Humanist. The views expressed here are solely those of your mom.

[Foot Bag Noob @FootBagNoob]

@jk_rowling (2/2) would Voldemort be in that horcrux as well?

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@jk_rowling what would have happened if Harry, when he was Voldemort's horcrux, made one of his own horcruxes. (Hypothetically of course)

[Football 🏈 @TheFBReels]

LeGarrette Blount has tremendous vision on the field, man. Such great eyes. I bet you he eats all kinds of carrots. Wow. LeCarrot Blount.

[Football 🏈 @TheFBReels]

I want to see the Giants run Cereal Goose 99 ABCD Slant Nickleback. Look this up in the dictionary and you'll see 6 points next to it.

[Ad Astra Alliance @AdAstraAlliance]

Humanity: let's keep reaching higher than ever before. There's #MoreToExplore. See @exploreplanets for more

[Ad Astra Alliance @AdAstraAlliance]

The #Earth is a beautiful place; protect it. The bleakness of space outlines the rare fragility of our home. #COP21

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#WorstResponders

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@SenateMajLdr please allow a vote on the reauthorization of the #ZadrogaAct . #NeverForget

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@TIMMITZ I call BS

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Ted Cruz does what Ted Cruz does because Ted Cruz is what Ted Cruz is. #Iamwhoam #TedCruzTrueFacts

[Squatch says GET YOUR ASS VACCINATED!! @GuitarSquatch1]

Ted Cruz is only running for POTUS to win a bet with his wife that he can screw the U.S. more than she did(Goldman Sachs).
#TedCruzTrueFacts

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Red is not a color. #TedCruzTrueFacts

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@planboy these tweets are paid for by the oil industry, no relation whatsoever to Ted Cruz. None. #TedCruzTrueFacts

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Ted Cruz: he's for cancer. #TedCruzTrueFacts

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Little know fact: Ted Cruz is straight outta Compton. #TedCruzTrueFacts

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If you give Ted Cruz a cookie, then he'll want to be leader of the free world. #SlowDownTedCruz #TedCruzTrueFacts

[IleneToTheWrite @IleneToTheWrite]

He's the President of the NICKELBACK Fan Club. Damnit, Canada! #tedCruztruefacts

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Ted Cruz wears cargos. #TedCruzTrueFacts

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Ted Cruz now denies cancer, gravity, and women who fart. #TedCruzTrueFacts

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Teddy Cruz and socialism both have nine letters. Coincidence? I think not. #TedCruzTrueFacts