Foot Lieutenant and Brute!

The (un)official account for the FOOT CLAN run by its two co-leaders. Join the Clan NOW! | Fan-Based and Unofficial Parody, support the official release!

[Vegito! @Num1Potara]

YOSHA!!

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(What the fuck.)

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Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

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@SaiyanOfLegnd @YiXingLongGT FL: OH MY GOD, JUST FIGHT ALREADY!!

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@SpitHealz FL: Quick, new recruit! Extinguish the flame within the next 10 seconds! This is one of your trials!

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@KeybladeHours @SpitHealz FL: You already know.

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@TurtleWaveKid FB: Nice try, but I'm not letting you have my mall-bought churros. They're MINE!

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@NanakusaParody FB: Nope.

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FB: The Lieutenant told me to try and hire recruits for the Foot Clan that doesn't involve anonymous Ninja Chatrooms, so...

Who wants some cookies? I made 'em myself.

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@SpitHealz FL: All I'll say currently is that you better not be slacking on your cardio regimen.

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@SpitHealz FL: Wonderful! Congratulations, Steven, you are officially the first recruit we have gotten from this place.

We could start your trials right now, if you wish. Or if you'd prefer we can meet some other time soon.

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@RealYukari FB: .... There is just no winning with you people.

Maybe it isn't a good idea to mention the name of our clan first before actually going into any detail on what we can do. Who would've guessed?

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@RealYukari FB: Okay now for one second, imagine that scenario again BUT you DON'T know that our Clan name is horrendously outdated. Pretend you don't even know our Clan name at all.

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@RealYukari FB: .... I mean, if you were just a Regular Joe Schmo with no supernatural levels of power or size and saw someone like me break into your home or job place completely unexpectedly, how would YOU react?