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Man Utd 🔴

[Atlético de Madrid @Atleti]

Comunicado oficial con nuestras aclaraciones sobre el comunicado oficial de nuestros vecinos @realmadrid:
1. Se os cortó el vídeo del Papa donde decía que también era del Atleti.
2. Habréis confundido la educación con agradecimiento, pero para que no haya dudas: no os agradecemos nada.
3. Ni estudiamos ni valoramos ninguna oferta por Julián.
4. Cómo no nos vamos a llevar bien, si nos hacéis reír aún más que el @FCBarcelona_es.

[Cai 🇾🇪🇮🇪 @ThatGuyCai_]

The funniest part about Carrick and Ole's "unsustainable" football is it's the only football that has been getting positive results sustainably

[t @bytotta_]

I like people who find a way
There is always a way

[EBL @EBL2017]

I think Bruno Fernandes will lead Manchester United to at least one major title, whether that be a Premier League or a Champions League.

This summer is do or die, but for United to mess it up from this position would be insane.

Carrick is good, squad nearly there.

Help Bruno…

[Reads with Ravi @readswithravi]

I’m in love with this sentence:

“The art of not being ready and doing it anyway will take you so far.”

[blue @bluewmist]

exercise is a celebration of what you can do. not a punishment for what you ate.

[Kharis @kharis_micheal]

I don't care how hard life gets, never open up to your woman.

[Roose @RuNoseP]

i do not care if Trump's comments result in nothing tonight. no one who even thinks of saying the phrase "a whole civilization will die tonight, never to be brought back again" should be allowed to operate an ice cream stand, nevermind the most powerful office on the planet

[D. @Lush_Beauty1]

I like people who find a way.

There is always a way.

[NDTV @ndtv]

🔴#NewsAlert | LPG supply shut in Delhi High Court, canteen to only serve cold snacks

[Rafael @FlickyCuler]

Lewandowski dropped 5 goals in 9 minutes because he was mad at Pep Guardiola

[✒️ @Literariium]

— Marcus Aurelius

[chanakya fc @The_Sleigher]

kam se kam ek match daily hona chahiye warna insan ko desh ki chinta hone lagti hai

[Sky Sports News @SkySportsNews]

"You can complain but you have to adapt" 👀

Pep Guardiola responds to Arne Slot's comments suggesting that the Premier League is 'no longer a joy to watch' and compares the current set-piece trend to basketball played by the Golden State Warriors and the Boston Celtics.

[bonnie @wineorexic]

8 years of my life have literally been wasted by self isolation from my insane fear of being perceived

[Alternative MUFC. @AlternativeMUFC]

https://t.co/6ymmhIWkse

[Mads @europemaxxed]

How life feels after successfully digging yourself out the hole nobody knew you were in

[UtdDistrict @UtdDistrict]

Lisandro Martínez with his father at full-time tonight 🥹❤️