Big Cock Problems

I'll strangle you with my penis if you fuck with me.

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Got my penis stuck in the ceiling fan while laying down.

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I'm no weatherman, but you can expect more than a few inches tonight.

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Condom.

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My penis is like a spaceship, big.

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Got an erection while in my car today, yay! I got a sun roof now.

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I have a big penis.

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I'm more than meets the eye. Unless you take my pants off.

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It's always awkward when the gym teacher asks why you wore pants instead of shorts.

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Getting an erection while driving and you can't see..

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Strained my back really bad lifting a heavy object today. The man at the urinal next to me had to call 911.

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I've come a long way. Yes I just ejaculated.

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yep.

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Jumped into the ocean with a boner today. Tsunami.

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Flotation device? Nope, big penis.

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I did the "helicopter dick" today. I started flying.

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One night stand = 3 week stand with the hospital for her.

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I got an erection while outside today. Solar eclipse.

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Gym class. 'Nough said.

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I forgot to wear socks today. Now what do I tuck my penis into?