Northern Monkey

I'M A YORKSHIRE MAN ME. I SAY WHAT I BLOODY WELL LIKE AND I LIKE WHAT I BLOODY WELL SAY!!!!

[FootballAwaydays @Awaydays23]

Legia Warsaw with a Pope John Paul II display at Rangers tonight

[Liam Gallagher @liamgallagher]

Oasis the musical 5 lads from Manchester start a band and take on the world the little 1 who writes the songs turns into a massive cunt sacks everyone except his little brother as he ain’t got the arse splits up the band there’s a story line for ya THE END LG x

[Northern Monkey @FootballEars]

Watch this you heartless bastards who have no sympathy #Bury

[Jamie @BeamingBobby]

This is actually making me sad as fuck

[Northern Monkey @FootballEars]

2 nights with 20 mins sleep. I'm off to try again. Wish me luck.

[Fourth Official @Fourth0fficial]

House Gymnastics https://t.co/60bT0a8sgC

[Northern Monkey @FootballEars]

Look at the size of that fecking knife!!!

[Northern Monkey @FootballEars]

This 44 seconds shows exactly what Steve Dale is. Fucking shit bag #ripburyfc #Bury #buryfc

[Northern Monkey @FootballEars]

@SkyNewsBreak Is that the fella Bessini?

[Northern Monkey @FootballEars]

@FootballInT80s Another "cockney hard man"

[Northern Monkey @FootballEars]

@ShittierJokes What's the difference between a kangaroo and a kangaroot?
One is an animal from Australia and the other is a Geordie stuck in a lift.

[Northern Monkey @FootballEars]

@MRJames15638306 @Iromg Dont mention M*ke P*rry

[Northern Monkey @FootballEars]

When will this end?
I think we all know that sadly it wont.

[Stuart Broad @StuartBroad8]

Not sure he can quite believe what he’s just done? @benstokes38 #Ashes 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏏🔥

[Northern Monkey @FootballEars]

And finally.....

[Manchester News MEN @MENnewsdesk]

Man 'foaming at the mouth' swerved across three lanes of M62 and stuck leg out of open door for 15 miles... he said his girlfriend had been cheating https://t.co/gxDX311EI3

[Northern Monkey @FootballEars]

@walmason Just checked result.
Nope, defo wasn't out

[Gogglebox @GoggleboxQuotes]

Tb to when KFC had a national chicken crisis and this women had to go to Burger King... https://t.co/xd5UBOVJC7

[Northern Monkey @FootballEars]

@DadJokeMan I once sat next to an over-enthusiastic insurance salesman at a Robbie Williams concert & through it all he offered me protection.

[Northern Monkey @FootballEars]

@DGoughie I take it all back Goughie
Come on #England

[Northern Monkey @FootballEars]

100% way of winning a bet. Listen to @DGoughie and bet the other way
"We will be #Aus, easy. Definitely beat them. No problem"

[Northern Monkey @FootballEars]

@ramoslamo @pmak27 @RequestABet That's voted you thick cunt, not amount of ppl that's asked for a price.

[Northern Monkey @FootballEars]

@pmak27 @RequestABet Look at the request a bet above. Your lot have clearly been asking for it.