Andy, Everything is Dandy

[Andy, Everything is Dandy @FootballEggHead]

@chasingscratch0 You two bloody pelicans have inspired me to get a swing coach and start trying to get down to scratch from 11.1. Love your work from down under. I shall hammereth thy nail on your behalf from the southern hemisphere. #AdamWay #CommonRick #LetsFreakingGo

[Andy, Everything is Dandy @FootballEggHead]

@BrenoTuck19 @DanielGarb @ALeague HAHA IM WITH GARBY BUT THIS WAS SAVAGE!

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@cloxic @DanielAndrewsMP we must alert the church elders

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@adampeacock3 @Quinny_1 tupac or biggie though real talk🤔

[Andy, Everything is Dandy @FootballEggHead]

@cloxic JUST SIGNED WITH OPTUS TODAY TOO! sim only 36 p/m.

then I saw Aldi sim only, 99p/year! 12gb p.m! 😔

idk i just concur that telstra is overpriced af.

[Andy, Everything is Dandy @FootballEggHead]

@LINZH0E @JasonAssholes @nik_classic @extremely_wet @hollywoodj2104 god, i’ve never felt more stressed in my life than right now. here’s the plot according to wikipedia.

[Andy, Everything is Dandy @FootballEggHead]

@nik_classic @LINZH0E @extremely_wet @hollywoodj2104 they give contestants who are staying on the show, a rose.

[Chris McClain @macwfnz]

This is great. I'm just going to believe this is how the convo really went

[Andy, Everything is Dandy @FootballEggHead]

I was making pancakes the other day and a fly flew into the kitchen.

And that's when I realized that a spatula is a lot like a fly swatter.

And a crushed fly is a lot like a blueberry.

And a roommate is a lot like a fly eater.

[Andy, Everything is Dandy @FootballEggHead]

i learned this summer that there’s a huge difference between peeing in a pool, and peeing into a pool. ... ....

[Andy, Everything is Dandy @FootballEggHead]

@extremely_wet @hollywoodj2104 @nik_classic you never watched the bachelor?

[Andy, Everything is Dandy @FootballEggHead]

i think they named the orange before they named the carrot

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halle berry, or hallelujah ?

[Elliot Zalaznik @elliot_bruh]

Coming out of my cage
And I’ve been doing just
Bad

[Andy, Everything is Dandy @FootballEggHead]

@bitchbi45 https://t.co/J1kXJWh6W0

[Andy, Everything is Dandy @FootballEggHead]

AT LOWES THEY’RE SLASHING THE PRICES.

[bucky @very_tall_man]

drank one beer now I'm going to Lowes to buy $100 of wood

[Andy, Everything is Dandy @FootballEggHead]

@jessicamjones26 defs prosecco, beer man myself but prosecco foe sho

[Andy, Everything is Dandy @FootballEggHead]

same. but *bitter.

[Skoog @Skoog]

[during sex]

her: i want you to hurt me

me: your sister’s more successful than you

her: wait

me: not a big fan of the new haircut

her: stop

[Jay @iPurrple]

Wake up hustlers, let’s get this bread. No days off