FootballLang

All tweets are sarcastic.

#GoRoar. #Pompey. #GoSocceroos.

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My advice worked #GoRoar #lfctour https://t.co/P0Y9Fy4YnB

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@ALMTipping I really fell away at the end there.

Thank you @ALMTipping for another fun year of tipping.

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We use number of wins to rank seasons now though.

[andrew howe @AndyHowe_statto]

After #BRIvADL, average goals/game is 0.0025 behind Aus mens league regular season record. 21 goals in 6 remaining @aleaguemen games will see new regular season goals/game record.
Most goals/game:
3.3037 2000-01 season (707 gls/214 games)
3.3013 2023-24* (515/156)
3.16 1996-97

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They didn't want Lofto to get an assist 😅

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Aussie DNA 🙃

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This is a meeting that should have been an email.

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I don't think I've seen us win away yet 🤣

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@VinceRugari spend less on pocket squares

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@VinceRugari The Cat Empire would hold a concert every Thursday from October to March. 🙃

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Football is a stupid game 🤣 #BRIvNEW

[andrew howe @AndyHowe_statto]

@davesaves1 Luc Trani's 1-8 loss in #MCYvBRI is the heaviest defeat in a debut game for a head coach in Aus men's league history.
Previous record Tommy Mason with Football Kingz in 2003, L0-6 v South Melbourne.
Previous in ALM era Ricky Herbert with NZ Knights in 2006, L0-4 v Melb Victory.

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Happy Important Members Update day to those who celebrate.

[Brisbane Football Review @BNEFootball]

Kickoff delayed until 7pm local time. #BRIvCCM

[A-League Men xG @ALeague_xG]

Western United (2.91) 2-1 (1.16) Brisbane Roar

[FootballLang @FootballLang]

He broke him arm ffs

[A-League Men xG @ALeague_xG]

Central Coast Mariners (2.23) 1-2 (1.55) Brisbane Roar

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We're back

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Will the final be at Leichhardt or at the SFS?

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This is how you know football is doing well in Australia. News like this starts appearing out of the blue.

[9News Adelaide @9NewsAdel]

Fresh vision has been released of Melbourne Victory fans behaving badly at Coopers Stadium, after the supporters were hit with an indefinite ban from Adelaide United home games.

Only United members and tickets holders with an SA postcode will be allowed entry into the stadium.

MORE: https://t.co/qE7pzpCqHQ

#9News

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This has fucked our post game plans 😅