Where do I begin? Since March I have been singing the greatest song in existence, Sweet Caroline, and none of our hundreds of followers or even other admins spotted it.
So….
Including this tweet ☝️☝️☝️
Press “Tweets and Replies” and then read the first word of every tweet!
WHAT A MATCH!
Despite the fight back from Luton, Newcastle hold strong at St. James’ to wrap up a point. Important point for Luton who jump out the relegation zone!
#NUFC#LUT
If Newcastle concede 2 or more goals tonight vs Villa then they’ll have conceded more goals than the entirety of last season.
32 last season
31 this season
#nufc#AVFC
NEW: Sunderland’s loan move for Man Utd’s Amad Diallo has hit a snag after it was revealed the winger wouldn’t work under Beale as he hates Eastenders. The winger is a massive fan of rivals, Corrie. More as we get it.
#safc#mufc
BREAKING: We have been told #nufc will be breaking their transfer record this window on a player from the Italian league within the next 10 days. They didn’t mention who though.
(Source: JmiU)
Jonathan Tah is set to join Newcastle on a 3 year deal from Bayern Leverkusen to replace the outgoing Jamaal Lascelles. Unsure about the price.
The 27 year old defender is 6ft 5”
Imagine him and Dan Burn towering over the opposition. #nufc
(Source: JtMb)
Haaland is expected to be out injured for 6 months due to a wonky fart pipe. When he returns, his transfer to Stoke City will go through.
#MCFC#Haaland
👤 𝗥𝗲𝗮𝗱𝗲𝗿𝘀 𝗮𝗱𝗱𝗲𝗱 𝗰𝗼𝗻𝘁𝗲𝘅𝘁
This user bullshits a lot and has never made an accurate tweet. I’d ignore this
Chelsea have Eddie Howe on their 5 man shortlist for their new manager. Howe would be reluctant to leave due to current form however his family still live down south so may have his arm twisted. #nufc#cfc
Source: (MbstTS)
BREAKING: Haaland and Manchester City are being investigated by the FA and the Premier league for potential match fixing.
The charges are said to relate to Haaland not being human and being a cyborg from the future.
More as we have it. #mcfc
#spurs hijacking the deal for danjuma isn’t even the first time Spurs have done this to Everton.
Moussa Sissoko from #nufc was a deal that Everton had basically completed before Tottenham jumped in at the last moment.