Football With Tits

If you need to know what's funny, check with us first. Then google it. Also, one of us knows about football. The other knows about fucking dudes. Touchdown.

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I guess having dreads increases your chances of being drafted in the first round #NFLDraft

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check it out. http://t.co/ya5MIZqb

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New blog. Same old assholes.
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this is why he's not a good QB, he's too fragile “@ProFootballTalk: A. Smith scheduled to visit Seahawks, "upset" at 49ers per @MattBarrows

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@mattbarrows Poole clearly hasn't watched the niners. Smith on the rise? Ha! & Harbaugh always said there would be an open competition at QB

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Belichick loves little white guys“@ProFootballTalk: Danny Amendola spotted at Patriots facility http://t.co/laiNP89F”

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that's the only funny thing you've ever done @mattbarrows Browns sign Alex Smith to 1yr deal. Repeat: Browns sign TE Alex Smith to 1yr deal

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Welcome to the Niners, Randy! I hope you like passes at your toes & in the dirt or 100 feet over your head! #49ers #harbaughforQB

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dear March 8th, please go fuck yourself. sincerely, kk and brandy

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Last night I found the answer to the question, 'who do I have to fuck to get a street dog at 2am?' totally worth it.

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I miss the days where women were introduced as 'Mrs. So and So' and wore dresses and were punched in the eye when they spoke out of turn.

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I'm eating raspberry crisp with whipped cream for breakfast and it's almost 11. probly gonna be alone forever.

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hey girl i just walked by on the street; you're a fucking moron.

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@ellegoblue yay! we missed you. more laughs to come...(i'm posting a picture of my face)

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Who hates Angelina Jolie? Raise your hand!
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@Jordan_TC2 I said... 'pretty sure I broke my vagina'.

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We're baaaaaccckkk!
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Food poisoning is a great reminder that your mouth and asshole can work in harmony.