Sadie Andersen

[Sadie Andersen @Footeaox]

That nigga Mr. Krabs needs to go on Maury and get a DNA test for Pearl. #DontStartMeOff

[Sadie Andersen @Footeaox]

School dress code is dumb af. your shoulder can't show??? What boy is going to look at a girl & be like "DAMM THATS A FINE ASS SHOULDER"

[Sadie Andersen @Footeaox]

#NationalTextYourExDay - if you do this because it's trending on twitter, not only are you desperate but you're also dumb.

[Sadie Andersen @Footeaox]

#TheWorstFeelingIs Doing bad on a test that you actually studied for..

[Sadie Andersen @Footeaox]

If you SKINNY AS FUCK you aint got NO business tryna go on a Diet. Fuck you tryna lose? Yo life?

[Sadie Andersen @Footeaox]

How girls put on their pants: *Left leg*, *Right leg*, '' Wiggle*, *Wiggle*, *Jump*, *Jump*, *Squat*, *Stretch* Done.

[Sadie Andersen @Footeaox]

Bitches be having hair from INDIA & edges from AFRICA..

[Sadie Andersen @Footeaox]

#NotAllBlackPeople are ratchet or hoes. I know an Asian girl who lost her virginity at 11. Her name is "SUM YUNG HO"

[Sadie Andersen @Footeaox]

I keep a lot of shit to myself because in reality nobody really gives a shit.

[Sadie Andersen @Footeaox]

Last week you hated her, now your "best friends" ? Bitch please.

[Sadie Andersen @Footeaox]

New condom slogan: Wrap it in latex or she's gonna get your paychecks.

[Sadie Andersen @Footeaox]

She's aint being a bitch, she's just tired of your bullshit. Her attitude towards you is based upon how you treat her.

[Sadie Andersen @Footeaox]

I hate it when I'm singing and people join in. Bitch, this ain't Glee.

[Sadie Andersen @Footeaox]

A boyfriend who tells hoes and sluts, "I have a girlfriend", is a real nigga.

[Sadie Andersen @Footeaox]

Hoes should be called humpty dumpty. First they get humped and then they get dumped.

[Sadie Andersen @Footeaox]

White people: "Hello, I would like to order..." Black people: "Yeah, let me get uhhh... Hold up! *Mumbles* What the fuck do I want?

[Sadie Andersen @Footeaox]

If you're havin' Twitter drama I feel bad for you, son. I got 99 problems but a tweet ain't one.

[Sadie Andersen @Footeaox]

Shut it Hoe

[Sadie Andersen @Footeaox]

You hate me but you dont know me..? Yup, #SheRatchet

[Sadie Andersen @Footeaox]

Freshmen Hoes always talking about how older guys are trying to talk to them. Bitch, they ain't trying to talk you, they just wanna fuck!