Foothill Stories

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All Foothill Schools- where nobody can mind their own business, so there's always drama

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Calaveras High- where the belt buckles are bigger than the dicks

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Amador High - where all of the girls have been banged more than the first pole on flappy bird. #RanThrough

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Calaveras High- Where the vice principal is hotter than most the girls who go there

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Bret Harte- where one senior girl gives such bad hand jobs that the guys call themselves 'victims' and get scabs

[hilary. @Hilalalary]

@Foothillhitters oh my god I heard that story so long ago! I'm dying! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

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Sonora High- where when it rains girls faces melt away

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Sonora High- where the girls have more balls than their boyfriends #BeastBitches

[sassykasss @kassiemastro]

The only people who bitch about @Foothillhitters are the people who are on it 😁

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All Foothill Schools- where girls lead on guys then complain that guys are assholes

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Bret Harte- where a country girl puts a good dip in every morning on the bus #HillBilly

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Sonora High- where the freshman girls are more experienced than the senior ones #DirtyGirls

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Cassina High- where teachers want to smoke a joint with students after class

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Summerville High- where every girl pretends not to be a slut #GetReal

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Summerville High- where girls don't have any male friends so they become "friends" with the dips

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Argonaut High- where there are so many hormone boosters that football players can lactate

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Argonaut High- where bitches think they're party animals because they snort one line of coke

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Calaveras High- where there are more steroids than brain cells

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Summerville High- where girls randomly say dildo all day, cuz they use them every night. #thirsty #bitches

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Argonaut High- where juniors snort sniff snuff and think there hella cool #Queers