Problem Child

Woman of misc. heritage & exotic ‘fro - Old enough to be your mother - Pro-Am carer - ‘Buxom menace’ - ‘Like Vera Drake’ -

[Problem Child @Footinit]

Shift.

I meant SHIFT!

Oh god.

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@DyeWorksPrint Sans desk imho.

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@Chriss_m @RebecTV You probably think you’re a nice guy.

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@ceruleannmist I did this a lot because I couldn’t bear the thought of the mess. Was a terrible mistake. Took ages for my son to learn how to use cutlery. Just accept the mess.

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@oncopharmacist Looking remarkably well, Simon. Considering.

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@DyeWorksPrint This is great, Stu Pot.

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@ColdHandsHeart Haha. I’m not sure you or I are his sexual demographic but I’d do it for £50k.

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@SparkleJonny I’ve had flu for a week

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Thrilled to have viral pneumonia via influenza.

Also woke up with one eye shut so conjunctivitis too.

Tamiflu and Chloramphenicol now in system.

I look like a bedraggled pirate. All limbs present and correct, so far.

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@ShoesChess Arrrr

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@WagsterOfficial @joebloggsuk1 It’s horrendous to witness. You have my sympathy.

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@_SamStorey Oh, I hadn’t made the connection!

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East of Eden was a welcome distraction during my confinement.

I won’t review it but definitely recommend it.

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@mikerichardsthe @Rolly_rat Not really. I just didn’t fancy him. I wouldn’t have fancied him if he was 6’.

There’s more to life than not being single.

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@_SamStorey I completely agree. He was spellbinding.

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@bedlamswife That’s really weird because that exact thing happened to me on Marylebone High St with NIGEL HAVERS! He was in a little black polo neck and black jeans like a little ninja.

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@oncopharmacist Because you know I’m right!

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@9vvjt6crj4 No it’s not. Had I found him attractive I would have considered it. Had he been attractive and in a wheelchair or with prosthetic legs I’d have considered it.

He told me he was 5’8 and he was 4’10. Not a great start, is it?

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@abandonedgloves @Tim_Dill_2703 How rude. It’s just tall.

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@Southfork_Ewing Educating the woefully uneducated.

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@UglyFreight I’m certainly not everyone’s cup of tea but I don’t think it’s polite to point that out to strangers.