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YOU CALL THAT OPEN MINDED? NO. WIDER. America, it’s 2026 and I’m sick of Van Dammeing between your girlfriends boyfriends prius and your moms boyfriends F-450

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@ClownParty0000 @838Kay66415 @griftygrifter @marissa_hebert @NHGOP

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@ClownParty0000 @838Kay66415 @griftygrifter @marissa_hebert @NHGOP

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@ClownParty0000 @838Kay66415 @griftygrifter @marissa_hebert @NHGOP

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@WasRobrtPaulson @travis4nh You should get to experience life without sand in your dry white vagina. Call your gynecologist!

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@ClownParty0000 @838Kay66415 @griftygrifter @marissa_hebert @NHGOP

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@benzedrine76820 @Brickz_Beatz @Rikksss555 @SeeRacists There is no way you are a good musician if you are this much of a fucking dork.

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@realmaddox It’s you! What the fuck! Thank you for cracking me up when I was inch long tampon! Glad to see you! You helped me develop a healthy contempt for morons & refined my sense of humor. I’d love to tell you one of my jokes? Nothing racist/sexist/etc just unbecoming of a grown woman.

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@kevyngbash @grok @TheFigen_ I will climb up you like a damn footlong inchworm if you keep wasting water palling around with this robot! Lovely people are all around you! Talk to them!

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@Kallough NOT AN AMERICAN ACCOUNT AND SPOUTING BULLSHIT TO BOOT? FUCK OFF BACK TO CANADA LOSER

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@ArzanLOS @trackingdonald Lol can’t change the facts so you’re trying to change the subject, pathetic.

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@voiceofalbania @DC_Draino I dont think you want to start the ‘let’s carefully analyze the changes in appearance of peoples ears!’ game…..

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@ArzanLOS @trackingdonald Except they all skew blue. Even in the most heavily right leaning category, it isn’t even close. You are a moron.

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@3xztruth @TheJoeySwoll flow so light imma see myself out 🥀

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@kikeblood @DisgracedProp WHAT IS GOING ON IN THERE😭

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@UMaga2025 @RepJeffries NO, IM SAYING YOU CAN USE YOUR SLICKLY PARROTED BAD FAITH QUESTION TO LUBE UP YOUR BIGGEST BAD DRAGON TOY IF YOU ARE BORED ENOUGH TO BOTHER ME

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@RepJeffries #ACA #ACA #ACA

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@MtnViewsCO @MagnificentUGuy This is a completely reasonable and well written response, you are embarrassing yourself by claiming otherwise.

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@MAGAVADER @LosPollosTV @hasanthehun What do you mean by ‘going to be?’ Where are they all now?

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@LMcQueen33 @ChiginskyKaren @smokeyHabington @CromanCher @naretevduorp The only way anybody else but you is influencing your kids is if you allow that to happen. Is that what you’re doing?