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🚨 Tottenham Hotspur have announced the signing of Marcos Senesi on a free transfer 🤍

The former Bournemouth defender will wear the #5 jersey 👕

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🚨⚠️ 𝐁𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐆: Jurrien Timber, 𝐎𝐔𝐓 𝐎𝐅 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐖𝐎𝐑𝐋𝐃 𝐂𝐔𝐏 with groin injury as Netherlands confirm 💔🇳🇱

Lutsharel Geertruida has been called up as replacement 🔃

Get well soon, Jurrien! ❤️‍🩹

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Florentino Pérez 𝐃𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐌𝐒 of a 𝑭𝒂𝒏𝒕𝒂𝒔𝒕𝒊𝒄 𝑭𝒐𝒖𝒓 😍

Vinicius 🇧🇷
Mbappé 🇫🇷
Bellingham 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿
Olise 🇫🇷

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🚨❌ Jürgen Klopp’s agent denies any chance to become next Real Madrid manager.

Enrique Riquelme claimed contacts next week with Raúl for Klopp to become Real new manager if he wins the elections.

Klopp’s agent Kosicke: “It’s annoying.

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🚨 Florentino Pérez plans to launch €150m official bid on Tuesday for Michael Olise.

Despite denying his name live, the main star in president’s mind is Olise — as @JBurtTelegraph @jfelixdiaz report.

Bayern’s Uli Hoeneß said in May “no chance to sell, not even for €200m”.

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Lennart Karl has suffered an injury while in training with Germany 🇩🇪🤕

Nagelsmann 🗣️ 'It doesn't look good. He went to the hospital and will have scans'

'We have to wait for the diagnosis and see if he can play at the World Cup or if we have to call up a replacement' 😭

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The PFA Premier League Player of the Year shortlist has been revealed! 🌟

• Rayan Cherki
• Bruno Fernandes
• Gabriel
• Erling Haaland
• David Raya
• Declan Rice

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🚨 If Cristiano Ronaldo scores at the 2026 World Cup, he will become the First and ONLY Player to score in SIX World Cup Tournaments. 🤯

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The men's PFA Players' Player of the Year TOP SIX 🔥

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@Amaddream_ Are you not aware of bandit in Nigeria?

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🚨 Florentino Pérez will soon unveil also Denzel Dumfries as new signing.

Contract signed, medical done, Inter informed of clause triggered. ✅

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Manchester City consider LEGAL ACTION after Enrique Riquelme claims of Erling Haaland joining Real Madrid if he wins the elections.

The club has denied the information and exploring legal action for using their player’s image on purpose.

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4. Jude Bellingham: €𝟏𝟓𝟑𝐌
5. Michael Olise: €𝟏𝟑𝟕𝐌

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🚨 Lamine Yamal is now the 𝐦𝐨𝐬𝐭 𝐯𝐚𝐥𝐮𝐚𝐛𝐥𝐞 𝐩𝐥𝐚𝐲𝐞𝐫 𝐢𝐧 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐥𝐝 𝐟𝐨𝐨𝐭𝐛𝐚𝐥𝐥, with an estimated market value of over €𝟑𝟓𝟎𝐌, CIES report. 💰📈

🥇 Lamine Yamal: €𝟑𝟒𝟑𝐌
🥈 Erling Haaland: €𝟐𝟓𝟓𝐌
🥉 Kylian Mbappé: €𝟐𝟎𝟏𝐌

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Andoni Iraola signs his Liverpool contract today. Done, confirmed and official soon. ✅

Big news from Saturday confirmed: Slot to leave, Iraola to be next coach. 🔃

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🚨💣 Ibrahima Konaté to Real Madrid , all confirmed and here we go! ✅

Four year contract has been signed today, same as Denzel Dumfries. Both signings are done and sealed by Florentino Pérez.

Announcements to follow after the elections.

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🚨 Manchester United have identified 21-year-old Lewis Hall as a serious target as they explore options at left-back this summer.

Newcastle are reluctant to part ways with the England international and would demand around £50M to consider a sale.

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🚨 Arsenal will listen to offers for EIGHT players this summer, according to BBC Sport 🤑

They could save £1.2M per week on their wage bill with these exits 💰

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🚨 Real Madrid presidential candidate Enrique Riquelme: “If I win the elections, Rodri will become Real Madrid player”.

“I can guarantee I will do everything for it”.

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🚨 Understand Real Madrid have officially informed Inter with document about activating release clause to sign Denzel Dumfries today!

Dumfries completed medical tests in the Netherlands as new Real Madrid player today. All done. ✅🔐

Inter receive €20m. Here we go, confirmed.