World Cup Jokes

Football joke writer.

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I write football jokes. Here are some I've come up with over the last year or so. Follow me if you like footy jokes!

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I feel Messi's pain. I once tried to smash home a penalty against Iceland but unfortunately it was saved by the automatic doors.

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I've changed my account name for a couple of weeks while the world cup is on (in case you're surprised by the new pic and name in your timeline)

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Moving from PSG to Arsenal is the sign of a man who's decided to try a higher difficulty setting.

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Congratulations to Chelsea for winning the FA Cup this season. And congratulations to Man Utd for winning sweet FA cups this season.

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After a 3-2 win at Wembley the Man United fans head out of the stadium happy for their long thirty minute tube journey home.

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Lionel Messi earns about £500,000 a week, which after tax is about £500,000 a week.

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After being appointed United manager Mourinho now has to decide if he'll buy a house in Manchester or commute from London like the fans.

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I hear Man United are so confident of signing Mourinho that they're already searching for his replacement for two and a half seasons' time.

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The biggest rivalries in football:
Messi vs Ronaldo
Liverpool vs Man United
Ashley Young vs gravity

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@MartinPilgrim1 The good folks at @PlagiarismBad may be able to give you some advice on how to deal with this.

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Don't talk to Arsenal fans about the 2011 United result. They 8-2 be reminded about it.

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In the last week West Ham have played Astra Giurgiu and Arsenal. They managed to beat the no-hopers, but unfortunately lost to Astra Giurgiu

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Di Maria moves to PSG. "I'm glad we won't have to face him again, he was a massive problem for us", said a Yeovil Town fan.

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It's good to see Man City trying to give away their champions league place to someone who'll make better use of it.

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Topical comedy podcast containing a sketch I wrote (about Jeremy Clarkson rather than football) if you're interested: http://t.co/bvdWCcAJ1M

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Watching Man City trying to progress in Europe is like watching a shark try to ride a bicycle.

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What a weekend of cup upsets. I haven't seen the smaller team beat the bigger team that many times since the Man Utd 13/14 season review DVD

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What's the difference between Chelsea and the M62? The M62 goes past Bradford.

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For years Luke Shaw dreamed about Southampton winning at Old Trafford and today he finally got to see it happen.

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Imagine being a United fan after this transfer window. Rooney passes to Bale, Bale to Messi, he shoots... and then your alarm clock goes off