Football Jokes

Award Winning account tweeting you the best Football jokes not for the easily offended.
In association with @ZuluMcMuffin

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@OK_Magazine When was it banned?

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@khonsuavatar It's awesome, they actually show her gaining the skills and knowledge to defeat the predator

Rather than here's a six stone lass who can beat 10 henchmen

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@peterwalker99 Lies, Farage and Jones never spoke publicly about Sandy hook,
Again, try aiming your vitriol at the system that allows Albanian criminals to come here ILLEGALLY ILLEGALLY ILLEGALLY

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@peterwalker99 Stop trying to be right on, no one's gonna shag you for it

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@NepentheZ Dud you even watch arsenal last night?

Phil Neville had more touches when he was an alter boy

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@Variety And he's rapist

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@StevieBenton But you've got nothing to say about child rapists

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@NickiBartlett2 But the people he complains about rape kids and destroy families

It'd be nice to see you putting all that energy into condemning the actual rapists

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@bloggerheads If they didn't rape them he'd have nowt to stoke would he?
Somehow I don't think Tommys the problem here

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@james_t62 @paddypower Is it Friday already?

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@paddypower Jizz shoots

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@FabrizioRomano Money laundering

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@Independent Errrrrmazing

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@ESPNFC Tickets given away,free tickets course you're gonna fill the ground

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@SkySports The season hasnt started so it's impossible to tell

There you go cleared it up for you

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It's bad crack when the upright wins Man of the match

oops sorry women? Err person of the Match #WEURO2022

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@northern__lites @England @Lionesses Get on all these wet wipe new femme blokes

Joining in 'ooh you're better than the men'

Give it up son, they're not gonna shag you

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@northern__lites @England @Lionesses At one point the commentator described one of them as Maldiniesque

MALDINI KIN ESQUE

One of the greatest ever defenders compared to a lass who would have had a better touch if her leg had been a mug tree

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@northern__lites @England @Lionesses I watched loads of women kicking the ball ball and hoping for the best I don't know what all these have watched

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@northern__lites @England @Lionesses Yeah because they were playing against women lol