Forsake Don

[GothamChief 🦇 @GothamChief]

When I heard that accent slip in #Lanterns

"SPEAK UHP" 🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧

[𝚠𝚊𝚗𝚓𝚒🇨🇩!+ @wanjiXshima]

#LanternsCleanUp
#GreenFN
#InBlackestNightNigga

[Tony Bro @ToneQapo]

Marvel canceled Blade, canceled Ironheart, canceled Wonder Man, and had Sam Wilson fighting for his life as Captain America…

me seeing Black Marvel fans show interest in #Lanterns:

[Jola @Jollz]

I know how I feel. It’s absolute nonsense and very dangerous

[miri @mishtimere]

I am not going to be a cocomelon parent. You will sit your ass down and watch aljazeera

[SnrmanKiki @KikiowoAyorinde]

I know we’re all emotional, but we can’t crowdfund our way out of a dying economy. There are thousands of people like him who won’t get this kind of help. The real change is in 2027. We have to vote out the party that has impoverished the country

[gst @wearegst]

The capital budget for just 40 Lagos lawmakers ₦87 billion now exceeds the state’s entire capital allocation to health, pegged at ₦68 billion.

Statistically, this means the comfort of 40 politicians is valued more than the health of over 20 million residents.

[JP Attueyi @jpattueyi]

A quick reality check.
This is KPMG
Not Twitter analysts,
Not activists.

KPMG is saying that Nigeria’s new tax laws contain
“errors, inconsistencies, gaps, omissions and lacunae” and need urgent review.

Key issues they flagged:
• Sections that define who can be taxed BUT forget to clearly include or exclude communities
• Rules that could double tax foreign profits at 30%
• FX expense deductions tied to CBN rates that ignore market reality
• Withholding tax rules that discourage foreign business
• Capital loss provisions that are unclear
• Rent relief so low it’s economically meaningless
• Multiple schedules and sections that contradict each other

Let this sink in:
A global Big 4 firm is warning that parts of the law are ambiguous, contradictory, and commercially risky after implementation.

So when people say:
“Don’t worry, it’s all clear” or
“It only affects big companies”
Ask them this:
If professionals who helped design tax systems worldwide are asking for urgent fixes…
what chance does the average Nigerian have without preparation?

This is no longer about panic.
It’s about documentation, structure, and survival under a law even experts say needs correction.
Ignore that at your own risk.

Or come to the comment and start foaming at the mouth as usual.

[Seizure Salad🥗 @M_u_t_h_w_a]

People have preferences that have never been preferenced before

[tyler hogge @thogge]

Traveling for work.

[facu @fakuma_]

Me as the last man standing after the Gorilla killed the other 99

[絵馬 @yaboyema]

golden ratio money spread seal

[Jhonny ⚹٭ @JhonnyWhite69]

Real af

[GL @gldivittorio]

Undocumented people do not qualify for federal grants, student loans, medicaid, CHIP, SNAP, or TANF btw, these funding blackouts are hurting strictly poor US citizens, like most GOP policies. Undocumented folks were just a convenient scapegoat to misdirect your fear and anger at

[PoohBrew (COMMS OPEN) @RenoDoodles]

DO IT NOW PICCOLO!!

[LANDO M.Ed @LandoSoReal]

This how my plate got me right now

[Twilight 🌆 @TwilightNK]

Almost fell off my couch in shock while watching Dexter 😭

[Kalu Aja @FinPlanKaluAja1]

I say again

There is no way you can import PMS back to Nigeria at a price lower than a local refinery refining local Nigerian crude oil

Unless you stole the crude oil from Nigeria, exported it, and are now importing PMS back to Nigeria to launder the theft