Sam Too Tall Jones

Follow me. Everything is alright. I'll be the one to tuck you in at night.

[Sam Too Tall Jones @ForFAUXSake]

@jamestalarico What the fuck are you saying?

You're a partisan on one team, running against a partisan on another team, because you crave and desire power.

Own it, and stop talking to people like they're retards. This is insulting.

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@FoxNews Not that it was even a good idea, but this fat bitch can't keep his word on anything 🤣

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@Searcy306 @kylegriffin1 Precedent?

I hate to tell you this but we are FIRMLY in the "Use lawfare against your rivals" era of politics now, and have been for years. This is the new normal.

Enjoy the show.

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@therecount It's nice to see some moderate Democrats out there who are against raising taxes and pro 2A.

Watch out for this one, she's a force 💪

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@ChrisMurphyCT Like arresting your opposition? Lol

You fuckin goobers

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@realDonaldTrump This fat fuck's gross incompetence and corruption is going to allow some of the most insane communist shitbags you have ever seen in your entire life gain power come November.

Maga- y'all are retarded.

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@JamesOKeefeIII These people aren't citizen journalists, they are administration mouthpieces.

This is pure slop and you're a faggot, James.

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@kimguilfoyle We wish you well 🙏🏌️

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@davidhogg111 Can somebody find David Hogg so I can make sense of all this?

Where is HAWWWG??

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@USATODAY What a disgusting hack!

There are sick pedo cannibals on both sides.

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@nytimes We wish her well 🏌️

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@ABC Kimberly Guilfoyle, friend of the show.

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@juliandorey Poor girl. It's a real knife fight out here. But that's just life in the big city.

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@washingtonpost When did she pass the bar?

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@FoxNews @TimJDillon They're stealing your material Pig.

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It's been so true for so long. The people supposedly the most against Trump did the most to turn off normal people, and get him elected.

And they're so dug in they will never self reflect on it.

It's genuinely hilarious.

If I was a Trump supporter I'd be thanking my lucky stars these obnoxious, woke scolding, comedy policing narcissists exist.

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@StateDRL Is it a requirement to work for this administration that you have to look like a demon?

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@ggreenwald @PalmerLuckey @IlhanMN People are so cooked that they simp for a partisan AI oligarch over a Pulitzer Prize winning independent journalist merely calling for consistency in the way we look at political lawfare.

I don't even know if this country or its citizens are worth saving anymore.

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@ImBreckWorsham Bannon looks like he smells like toxic waste.

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@FoxNews Calling the president a pdf then giving his party over a quarter bil so he can retain his power is very on brand for our boy.