I am a Fookin Potato

Sentient Potato: 70% of my body is made of starch.

[I am a Fookin Potato @ForFookin]

@GaboVillain Those thighs are like a low-fat two-piece KFC combo it's got me like🤤

[I am a Fookin Potato @ForFookin]

@yuuietv Wait that's real? Colour made me think it's photoshopped on, lol!

[I am a Fookin Potato @ForFookin]

@Casato_art If you're not appreciating your own art and still are not too comfortable with the erotic side, don't you think it's worth it to draw the stuff you prefer and share it here?

[♡ @mariposa_rota2]

the sun has french kissed me

[Cheekie @Cheekie_]

ada wong

[Ken Tang @KenTang3001]

This is her at 54, what do you all think?

[Yuuie @yuuietv]

Happy Easter everyone 🐰🏀

[I am a Fookin Potato @ForFookin]

@yuuietv I hope you're on my team. I wouldn't be able to focus enough and I know all the other guys and girls playing wouldn't either.

You're the one who'll make us win, and we'll all be watching. On both sides.
Too distracted...

[I am a Fookin Potato @ForFookin]

@jadexmiura These muscles give me fear... fear I'd never wanna be away from them if I got too close.

[yuki @mtndwr]

the psychic sisters say happy easter

[I am a Fookin Potato @ForFookin]

@mtndwr To this day some folks will see this and lose their minds for the wrong reasons.

Lore accurate Tatsumaki breaks minds, truly.

[I am a Fookin Potato @ForFookin]

@GaboVillain Good thinking boss.

It'd bad if you have to tell them that I paid all the pennies for your ride and am also homeless now because I had to put up all my assets as collateral to let you ride the rocket and abandon our world domination plan with no refund... keep it a secret.

[I am a Fookin Potato @ForFookin]

@Susu_jpg How do you look so beautiful yet so dangerous? Ah well, the reason doesn't matter: this is a beautiful danger I am willing to endanger myself in beautifully.

[I am a Fookin Potato @ForFookin]

@morgpieluv If I were walking I'd trip over thin air.
If I were on an escalator I'd slip while standing still.
If I were pulling out of a traffic stop I'd step out of my car and direct traffic around me.

Of course I wouldn't act normal what kind of question is that???

[I am a Fookin Potato @ForFookin]

@Livingdead_kev Make me wanna nibble on that nose, nom-nom-nom

[Soph Hee 🫧🐙 @elixserrsfw]

Hip activation ;3

[I am a Fookin Potato @ForFookin]

@basedbinkie We live and die by your word, boss!🫡

[まい 🌸 @ggsonlyxx]

透けパン💙

[𝗦𝗵𝗶𝘇𝘇𝘆𝗭𝘇𝗭𝘇𝗭𝘇 @ShizzyZzZzZz]

3/4 🍒🍒🍒⚫️

#Sindel #MortalKombat

[Evil Overlord Gabo @GaboVillain]

Under my dictatorship, it will be him who holds my flaps when I pee