President Valley of Despair

Owner, Operator and Certified Scam Artist of the For the Glory of Hinkie franchise of the Naptown Fantasy League. NFL’s #1 all time single season spender

[President Valley of Despair @ForHinkie]

Had a dream about collusion

[President Valley of Despair @ForHinkie]

Devastated. Fuck Purdue always and forever 🫡

[President Valley of Despair @ForHinkie]

Official FGH Statement on Chris Olave’s Arrest

FGH is aware of an arrest made by New Orleans PD of star wide receiver Chris Olave. While we are disappointed to hear of the arrest we believe a mistake was made. Chris was simply listening to Free Bird

[President Valley of Despair @ForHinkie]

Should we pull the plug

[President Valley of Despair @ForHinkie]

@MorrisMagic1 @wodesnarjowski I agree. Anyone who thinks they’ll lose to this poverty franchise needs to be institutionalized

[President Valley of Despair @ForHinkie]

I am tired of the Liberal Media spreading fake news about me and our organization! Everything is FINE. We are organized and focused on the 2023 season. You will be hearing from our legal team, the same legal team that works for Dan Snyder

[Adrian Wodesnarowski @wodesnarjowski]

@ForHinkie is actively shopping pick 7 and could blow up the entire roster. In predictable fashion everything is in shambles in the Hinkie camp

[President Valley of Despair @ForHinkie]

Recency bias is a helluva drug #doubtus #youallareidiots #imadeachampionshipappearancebeforesleeplesssundays

[Naptown Fantasy League @LeagueNaptown]

NFL Owners Polls:

Best All-Time GM:

1. @SleeplessSunda1
2. @scooters_lil
3. Process Turf
4. @MorrisMagic1
5. @natedawgfantasy
6. @DaboMySwinney
7. @NaptownTeam
8. Slippery When Wet
9. Gundo
10. @ForHinkie
11. @SoupysnickN
12. The Mountain Men

Full Results Below:

[President Valley of Despair @ForHinkie]

WE’RE STILL SHITTIN AND WE’RE STILL SELLIN

[President Valley of Despair @ForHinkie]

WHO WANTS THIRD AND FOURTH ROUND PICKS!?! SELLING THESE SHITS LIKE COKE ON A STREET CORNER IN MEDELLIN

[President Valley of Despair @ForHinkie]

Finna take a long shit. Send your offers for #6 you cowards

[President Valley of Despair @ForHinkie]

WHO WANTS THIRD AND FOURTH ROUND PICKS!?! SELLING THESE SHITS LIKE COKE ON A STREET CORNER IN MEDELLIN

[President Valley of Despair @ForHinkie]

Big yikes. We would NEVER get mad about that #christianchildhood

[Adrian Wodesnarowski @wodesnarjowski]

BREAKING NEWS: owner relations between Herandead & Process Turf due to recently rediscover bar-mitzvah related “lack of invitation” incident

[President Valley of Despair @ForHinkie]

@LeagueNaptown @scooters_lil @DaboMySwinney Perhaps but when you’ve set a cap of $5-10 below the salary floor you’re just banking on long shots

[President Valley of Despair @ForHinkie]

@LeagueNaptown @scooters_lil @DaboMySwinney Will Gunderson shouldn’t be on the list. He can only lose

[President Valley of Despair @ForHinkie]

We accept your apology

[Sleepless Sundays @SleeplessSunda1]

Before the story breaks I wanna be clear we regret the actions of the past and have made some great hires since then to help solve these issues within the organization.

We should never have mocked certain owners for the price they recieved for a 1st round pick.

[President Valley of Despair @ForHinkie]

LONG LIVE HINKIE

[Adrian Wodesnarowski @wodesnarjowski]

Breaking: @ForHinkie has joined Hernandead as an advisor following his departure from the league as a full time owner over the weekend

[President Valley of Despair @ForHinkie]

Been a great ride. #stayhinkie

[President Valley of Despair @ForHinkie]

@LeagueNaptown Wheres the rule?

[President Valley of Despair @ForHinkie]

After recent internal discussions, we are considering renaming the franchise and wanted the opinion of our loyal fans before making anything official

[President Valley of Despair @ForHinkie]

@SleeplessSunda1

[President Valley of Despair @ForHinkie]

Yeah we’re making more trades. Fuck off haters