Parsnip For Press Secretary 2020

Just a humbled parsnip, who will not lie while I’m at the podium relaying Turnips wise words! #Turnip2020 🌊🥗

[Parsnip For Press Secretary 2020 @ForParsnip]

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[Parsnip For Press Secretary 2020 @ForParsnip]

@LaurenSnews @gabbbeans Woodcock…

[Parsnip For Press Secretary 2020 @ForParsnip]

@gabbbeans Who?

[Adam Parkhomenko @AdamParkhomenko]

Republicans don’t seem to like how many people are retweeting this

[Captain j @Captainj310]

@AVindman

[Adam Parkhomenko @AdamParkhomenko]

Marco Rubio is very upset this is getting retweeted. Please hit retweet for Val Demings.

[John Fetterman @JohnFetterman]

I don’t know who needs to hear this (MY OPPONENT) but a woman’s right to make her own health care decisions is non-negotiable. 💯

[Lakota Man @LakotaMan1]

White people protesting a Black Little Mermaid were perfectly ok with a 28 year old Captain John Smith falling in love with a 14 year old Pocahontas.

[Parsnip For Press Secretary 2020 @ForParsnip]

@DonaldJTrumpJr Any way you try to spin it Jr, Mint… your family is f&*cked

[Omar Rivero @OmarRiverosays]

My message inbox is being flooded today by racist Trump supporters who are outraged that I grew up in Mexico, moved to the United States, learned english, got a great education, and founded @OccupyDemocrats. If you have my back, please smash the RT button and follow me!

[Omar Rivero @OmarRiverosays]

BREAKING: FBI tells NBC News that Trump LIED tonight when he announced that the FBI confiscated his passport. Wouldn’t it be funny if the truth is that Trump is trying to flee to another country to avoid prosecution, can’t find his passport, and is now a hot, paranoid mess?

[John Fetterman @JohnFetterman]

Getting close to 700k followers 👀

I am NOT able to spend million$ of my own money on this campaign (like Dr. Oz). Sooo increasing our following here is truly an invaluable way to get our Message out.

RT + follow if you're ready to flip this Senate seat from 🔴 to 🔵

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[Parsnip For Press Secretary 2020 @ForParsnip]

@TheTNHoller WTF… why is he pretending to drink from an empty paper cup?

[Parsnip For Press Secretary 2020 @ForParsnip]

@missy777s @monicaonairtalk Bless your hearts

[Parsnip For Press Secretary 2020 @ForParsnip]

@dchygienist4 @Dvj877David @joncoopertweets Bless your heart.

[Parsnip For Press Secretary 2020 @ForParsnip]

@bader_diedrich Make sure she clutches her pearls…

[Adam Parkhomenko @AdamParkhomenko]

if you watch one thing today make it this

[Parsnip For Press Secretary 2020 @ForParsnip]

@realDonaldTrump

[Parsnip For Press Secretary 2020 @ForParsnip]

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[The Hill @thehill]

JUST IN: ACLU breaks its own policy, comes out against Kavanaugh nomination https://t.co/SJJZd7zwAH