🐉 Ether

☯️ The Odyssey, Inshallah. “Life is about who make it, not who make it the fastest”

[🐉 Ether @ForTheLightSkin]

“Over here we measure success by how many people successful next to you,
Here we say you broke if everybody is broke except for you”

[AUNTEE. @twrayyy]

If you have to micromanage someone into doing right by you… sorry to say, that’s not your person 🙃

[🐉 Ether @ForTheLightSkin]

I fuck with @HunterBiden cf. From the highlight tape to where he is now, you gotta respect it 😭

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

Things most Americans agree on:

Groceries cost too much.

Tariffs suck and make no sense.

Congress and Presidents shouldn’t trade stocks.

The debt is a mess.

The border should be secure, but legal immigration is good.

Endless wars are stupid, especially ones that nobody wants and have never been explained.

Americans are exhausted.

AI is like my new best friend that also might be trying to take my job, my ability to think for myself, and my humanity in the process. Yo like I love you, but WTF, but I still love you.

Diversity is actually awesome! The opposite is boring AF.

Canadians are super fucking cool.

Mexicans are chill.

Putin isn’t a good guy looking out for America’s best interest. Rocky IV and Miracle are great movies.

Good neighbors are a blessing.

Freedom of religion and coexistence without having to blow each other up is probably a good idea.

We all question, are we alone in the universe?

We all fuck up along the way.

Epstein didn’t hang himself.

The Trumps and Epstein were best friends for decades. It’s like Bert trying to tell us Ernie was just an acquaintance in the same social scene on Sesame Street back in the day.

The Cowboys suck. Go Birds!

Things we’re told to fight about:

Me.
Laptop.
Vaccines.
Transgenders in sports.
Pronouns.

That’s the joke.

[Kandidly Kamesha ✨ @KandidlyKamesha]

I’ve learned to trust the detour. God’s plan always upgrades the vision.

[Jan @janelsooo]

We really used to get four bags of chips for $1

[SadikivsTheWorld @Angelduster44]

There’s no way

[TheTruth @TheTruth8240]

Stacey King DESTROYS Lebron in response to Rich Paul saying Scottie Pippen was more impactful than Michael Jordan to try to Diminish Jordan 🔥

"Just because you played longer than everybody else doesn't make you the GOAT, that you've been able to stockpile points, rebounds and assists because you played 8 to 10 years more than someone else. Every stat you had you had to play an extra 8 years to get it"

(Via Gimme The Hot Sauce Podcast)

[🐉 Ether @ForTheLightSkin]

My all time starting five tbh 🤷🏽‍♂️

[dank @cptdankkk]

Shaquille O'Neal reveals his NBA All-Time Starting 5

“Steph Curry at the one

Kobe Bryant at the two

Michael Jordan at the three

Tim Duncan at the four

And me at the five”

“Nobody's beating that team”

[TG @TommyGunnNBA]

You can sense thru the fuckin video how mad the Steph callout by GP made Max and Rich LMAAAAOO hilarious dudes

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

WTF timeline are we on. Someone called me the MAGA whisperer and I’ll gladly take the title. Left, right, D or R we all want the same things. We’re being divided on purpose by the Epstein Elite Oligarch class because as long as we’re at each other’s throats, they get fat and rich off of our misery. The second we figure out we agree on more than we disagree, they’re done. Love your neighbor. Be yourself. Radical honesty. No fucks given, no fucks taken. Everything else is just noise. (But still fuck Jake “Brick Tamland” Tapper on any time line)

[🐉 Ether @ForTheLightSkin]

The way the water flying off when they smack each other 😭😭😭

[Planet of Beasts @planet_Beasts]

When Titans Collide- No rules. Only Strength. Two Massive Grizzly Bears Clash for Dominance.

[MagicM @MagicM_MMABets]

Not even joking look at how he built his base back.

[🐉 Ether @ForTheLightSkin]

@nullcoma Unimpressive or not, I’m still putting MNK in the dirt all the same. Dgaf how y’all feel about it tbh 😭😭

[TheTruth @TheTruth8240]

Mike Greenberg DESTROYS Rich Paul for saying that Scottie Pippen was more impactful than Michael Jordan 🔥

"The idea that he was the most impactful player on ANY of those bulls teams, its not even worthy of response, its so far from accurate that i don't even think theres a reason to respond to it"

[🐉 Ether @ForTheLightSkin]

Yeah Gary lmao let them fuck niggas know, don’t want no damn LeBron James 😭😭

[NBA Courtside @NBA__Courtside]

Gary Payton says Steph Curry and Anthony Edwards are the ONLY players he’s taking over Jalen Brunson right now:

(Via Game Over)

[Papi Drey @Abel_Olabode]

Approaching me knowing you don’t give men money is wild.

[🐉 Ether @ForTheLightSkin]

Yeahhh lol people who don’t like Beyoncé and Hov are definitely hand and hand

[Miles @mtvsthewrld_]

Spurs in 4 just cause of this

[Patrick Simpson @_PatrickSimpson]

Panda Express now has brisket. Yes there is a 76% chance that it is Yugoslavian Armadillo meat. Did that stop me. No.

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

So let me get this straight.

Jake Tapper is focused on attacking my Mom.

Jared and Ivanka are building a private island paradise on Albanian protected land.

Don Jr married the daughter of Epstein’s banker, and a startup his fund backs just got a record $620M Pentagon loan.

Eric is taking an Israeli drone company public for $1.5B in the middle of a war with Iran that nobody wanted.

And I know: “But what about your paintings, Hunter?”

Please.