Shally P

[soup🍓 @thrluv]

if a man says he wants a low maintenance girl he usually just means a pretty girl who doesn’t complain about his low effort

[The Original Lisa Vandercunt @robinwannabefly]

I saw someone’s story time yesterday talking about “things moved fast between us for 6 months and I ended up pregnant even though we weren’t planning for a baby.” I kept scrolling. My tolerance for listening to women act like pregnancy just falls out of a coconut tree is on 0.

[Shally P @ForTheSocial]

I can never leave Twitter! 🤣🙌🏽

[Burnaca Pancake Platter🥞 @Kingof_Diamond]

Mind you, you look a mess

[Shally P @ForTheSocial]

I just want people to realise that commenting "seeing natural bodies is so refreshing" under people's sexy pictures is absolutely not the compliment that you apparently are trying to paint it is as 😅😅😅

[Shally P @ForTheSocial]

I dunno, calling it "Choice Feminism" just sounds very patriarchal to me. So unless I go with what a majority of women deem acceptable, I'm not a real feminist? Mmm Ok

[Shally P @ForTheSocial]

That's now 2 videos I've seen in less than 24 hours of someone ending up dead. The desensitisation of death and recording people dying is too much

[𝐓𝐢𝐦𝐢✰ @_timiszn]

old me: people pleaser.
new me: self prioritizer.

[Shally P @ForTheSocial]

These type of threads always make me roll my eyes coz apparently everybody's always using condoms🙄. Unfortunately, men just need to use their brains more if they want to be having unprotected sex because her messages are very clear that she's BEEN ready to be a SAH Mummy 😬

[Jay @___jbone]

Y'all shaming her for wanting to keep the baby but as a man you had every opportunity to prevent this situation. Why you going raw & nuttin in a woman you don't want a child with? Now you wanna dictate her choice for her body cus you failed to make the appropriate one with yours.

[Shally P @ForTheSocial]

Not everybody missing the point coz they haven't got the money. He's spending the grand regardless. And if it's a fiver or a grand, if you're buying someone something allegedly for their birthday, then it should be something they at least will use, let alone want.

[Mia♡ @luxemiaa]

My boyfriend wants to buy me a $1500 set of chef knives for my birthday. I want a $1000 handbag. And he thinks *I'm* the unreasonable one. I've been eyeing this bag for two years. It's pure joy, something I could never justify buying for myself. He says the knives are a 'better investment' because they're 'practical' and 'get used every day.' Here's the thing: I barely cook. And honestly, a fancy knife set feels more like a gift for the *house* than a gift for *me* on my birthday.....

[Shally P @ForTheSocial]

You ever watched someone eat and the first thought that comes to mind is "Yeah, that's why you're fat".. 😩 I'm going straight to hell, lets not even bother with that Walk of Shame 😅

[Shally P @ForTheSocial]

Not the photo evidence! It's giving "Old Maiden Type of shoes" 🤣🤣

[Mentalk Network @duicebiggs]

Why my granny just ate my mama UP LMFAOOOO😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[Shally P @ForTheSocial]

This new update on Indeed is actually twisted. Why would I want to be notified that someone has looked at my application??

[Shally P @ForTheSocial]

And yes, baby dad and baby mum is very much derogatory coming from my mouth and receiving it to my ears. Don't be writing "baby dad" when you mean boyfriend you have kids with, please. Nobody cares. You wanted that man and them kids. Don't be weird

[Shally P @ForTheSocial]

I'm gonna need everybody to stop making every sentence into an initialism. It's six words long, just write them out! 😭 Your post has left your circle and now we've got information on something and we don't even know what 😩 #1stWorldProblems

[Shally P @ForTheSocial]

Theres transparency and then there's losing the plot. Why do so many women now feel the need to tell anybody what is happening with their vaginas? When they're on their period. When they're ovulating. How many abortions they've had. Like, I don't even know your name babe ...

[L🤍 @LilithaMde]

I’m always ready to leave, but before I do you WILL be hearing from me

[Shally P @ForTheSocial]

The "work should only be for 6 hours, 4 days a week" people are so funny to me because they're really just highlighting how insignificant their job is. Because they don't mean all jobs mind. They definitely want to leave work so someone else at work can serve them. Irks me

[Pwincess🎀 🇿🇦 @KotaTheFoe]

Yoh I actually refuse to give a man any kind of peace when he's the reason I'm crashing out. I'll ruin both of our day, I don't even care.

[Shally P @ForTheSocial]

Blocked immediately.

[TheRealHM @LifeWithSymonee]

Your Children pictures don’t belong on twitter

[Shally P @ForTheSocial]

The internet's "problem" with women who interject their kids when a trend on achievements is going on is, we quite literally all know someone who has given birth. As difficult and life threatening as childbirth can be, it's very standard practice.