Things 4 White Folks

These are all the things that White People love.

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Tweeting while pooping

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Dropping the hard "R" on the N-word when there's no black people around

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Stalking people on social media

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Fucking with their friends when they're passed out drunk instead of seeing if they're okay

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Saying "I give 0 fucks"

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Yelling Merica before slamming booze

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Chipotle

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Worrying that cops are watching the Taco Bell drive through

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Deleting a tweet because a word was misspelled

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Netflix

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Treating their dogs better than their own children.

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Teaching their kids respect and civility

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Cheering for Wisconsin because they're all white

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Having a "back up" favorite basketball team after theirs loses in the tournament. #GoCats

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Sarcastically thanking Obama every time something goes wrong

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Combining at least 3 of the following into their daily attire:
Polo
Vineyard Vine
Croakies
Shirt repping a college they don't go to
Ray Bans

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Dipping in class

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Rooting for Wisconsin tonight but not quite sure why.