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Barrett Ford
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Just an irreverent northern Californian. I used to be an irreverent southern Californian - but I changed.
San Rafael, CA
Joined November 2016
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@StephenKing ‘Severance’ is like if Ben Stiller had a baby with David Lynch and Stanley Kubrick. And then it was adopted by Luis Bunuel.
“I CAN’T PRONOUNCE ACETAMINOPHEN BUT I’M A STABLE GENIUS”
WHO writes the chyrons at CBS Bay Area? “Denfense”? “Nonimee”? Geez - there IS spell-check, you know…
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Cary Wayne LeMonds
@CaryWLeMonds
Former Life Long Republican, learning caring for others means voting my conscience not Party Lines. Proud to be an American & for those that sacrificed all.
The Longevity Science Foundation
@longescience
A non-profit organisation making longevity-focused care accessible to everyone. On a mission to extend the healthy human lifespan.
The Authority
@solutionsports
There is the beginning & end to every sports endeavor, but what we really cherish are the solutions that create champions ~ #SolutionSports Operated by 💲💲
@wydbanx Didn’t see it listed here: George Sluizer’s 1988 “The Vanishing” Its ending is creepy AF
“Super-size Me Too” slotted for straight-to-video release… #McFelon
THIS JUST IN: McDonalds fires Hamburglar, reveals new spokesperson: The McFelon!
Gotta wonder when politics got so ‘Dog eat Don’ #HarrisTrumpDebate
Just watched the Harris/Trump debate. I haven’t seen that much baiting since “American Fisherman” went off the air. #HarrisTrumpDebate
Either ABC NEWS’ “This Week” needs to use spellcheck or there’s a whole dyslexic Mideast war being fought we haven’t heard about ##checktwicespellonce
@KamalaHQ Trump’s performance at NABJ is the PERFECT analog to Pres. Biden’s poor debate performance. EXCEPT Trump also stunningly reinforced his racism and his running-mate’s weird perspective on childlessness
Trump’s sh*tt*ng the bed at NABJ is the PERFECT analog to Joe Biden’s bad debate performance. Plus - Trump’s a stone racist, big surprise! #NABJ24
Since he’s avoided assassination maybe we should start calling Trump ‘TeFelonDon’ #TrumpTeflonFelon
I got convicted THIS much!…
Our Gloat-o-Meter just went nuclear…#TrumpVerdict
And now… the adjudicated rapist is a convicted felony fraudster. Congrats for continuing to evolve, Donald Trump!
Trump must be sick of winning. 1 Presidential election loss (so far), 2 impeachments, 3 pending trials & now 34 felony convictions. Oh - and now “The Apprentice” stuff is coming out… #MakeAmericaGroanAgain
The Trump hush money trial verdict eerily echoes the OJ Simpson murder verdict: both ‘sides’ were stunned by the speed of the verdict & it was met with utter joy or rage depending on which side you stood #trumpverdict #OJverdict
Yay! Donald Trump is the convict-iest President of all time! #trumpverdict
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