ECOSOC representative from Turkey is "disappointed" at the comedic direction his committee has taken, "I worked really hard to prepare for this committee, and now it's all a joke."
In a surprising turn of events, all five mafia families of the Commission of New York have agreed to stop the illegal sale of narcotic. The new source of funds to support the Mafia is unclear, seeing that narcotics were the families’ main source of income.
"Angelic" Republican allies of President Nixon blame "demonic" Democrats for the bombings on President Nixon's house. "Whoever is guilty is whoever we decide," declare representatives of the President's campaign.
On ECOSOC: Poland revoked their previously aggressive statement on Venezuela’s economy, but Germany voiced support that Venezuela is unprepared to take the lead on monopolies.
VENEZUELA UPDATE: The delegates from Venezuela are beginning to discuss ways combat political corruption and food shortages. Delegate Stella Lugo has many ways to tackle the problems when we spoke 1 on 1. She states “we must sift both issues at the same time to better Venezuela”.
“We believe Venezuela is a bust, their country’s economy is failing.”-Poland
Venezuela has been a key player in constructing one of the primary working papers in ECOSOC.
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ECOSOC representatives from New Zealand express frustration over the lack of functionality of their committee. "Making a bunch of subcommittees to do useless things is not solving anyone's problems. It's not helpful."
Are state-run monopolies becoming the new standard? UN ECOSOC committee rallies around the idea that private run monopolies are against "the greater good."
"Frankly, I don't see it heading towards any direction," says UN ECOSOC member on the direction of a committee discussing the legality of state-run and privatized monopolies, "Suggestions made by delegates are not valid, could never be justified, and are impossible to implement."