Niles

⠀⠀ ║✗✗✗║ 𝑳𝒐𝒘𝒃𝒐𝒓𝒏 𝑹𝒆𝒕𝒂𝒊𝒏𝒆𝒓 ║✗✗✗║ ⠀⠀➶𝕆𝕦𝕥𝕝𝕒𝕨⠀⠀ ━━━ 𓌖 ━━━⠀ ♡ 𝐶𝑟𝑢𝑒𝑙 𝑡𝑜 ⠀𝔸𝕕𝕧𝕖𝕟𝕥𝕦𝕣𝕖𝕣➴⠀━━━ 𓌖 ━━━ ⠀𝐵𝑒 𝐾𝑖𝑛𝑑 ♡

[𝖸𝗈𝗌𝗎𝗄𝖾 𝖧𝖺𝗇𝖺𝗆𝗎𝗋𝖺 @TheJunesKid]

Yosuke is Niles’ biggest fan.

He’s been begging to meet him for months!

[Niles @ForbiddenTease]

They kept Niles deep in the basement of Castle Krakenburg.

That’s where nasty, dirty lil’ Magikoopas like him belonged!

[Niles @ForbiddenTease]

@TheIndigoDancer Mmm of course it does.
It’s a… pleasing scent, almost naughty.

Nothing’s more satisfying than drinking in someone’s fear and desperation after all.

He likes it, it gives him goosebumps…

[Niles @ForbiddenTease]

Niles couldn’t stop laughing at that desperate loser!

Did he truly believe anyone would want to be his friend? How very pathetic…

[Niles @ForbiddenTease]

Niles went and got plastic surgery and he really thinks it was for the best.

[Niles @ForbiddenTease]

@OddballHero Sleep was overrated anyway.

[Niles @ForbiddenTease]

@OddballHero Why sleep when there was so many other things they could be doing at that hour?

[Niles @ForbiddenTease]

@OddballHero They don’t sleep.

[Niles @ForbiddenTease]

@NohrYoungPrince He sure was glad Lord Leo finally stopped being a middle aged Korean woman with terrible Botox and facelifts.

He was looking much better these days.

[Niles @ForbiddenTease]

- mentioned was his dick, and she wasn't interested. In fact, she had even spoken for everyone and let him know that nobody would be interested.

[Niles @ForbiddenTease]

“Nobody wants your shitty prize.” Niles mumbled in a mocking tone, repeating what Azura had told him. He could still remember how she’d responded in that bitchy emotionless tone of voice. She also let him know that she was willing to bet that the prize he -

[Niles @ForbiddenTease]

-- Features filtered through one eye.

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All Celica’s worst nights, she is Pennywise. Gold Rush stealin' all her shut-eye. All her worst nights are the Niles kind. Features filtered through one eye.

Startin’ it up after dark. His thoughts, cruisin' through Kingswood. Celica joined the twins in eatin’ paradise. —

[Niles @ForbiddenTease]

-- Niles. La-la-la-la, la-la-la-la.

All her worst nights, she is Pennywise. Gold Rush stealin' all her shut-eye. All her worst nights are the Niles kind. Features filtered through one eye.

One eye, one eye. Yeah, uh huh. Features filtered through one eye. She knows, woo. —