Proof That the Bible Has No Contradictions
P1: The Bible cannot contradict itself.
P2: Two accounts appear to contradict each other.
P3: An additional event that neither account mentions must have occurred.
P4: The absence of evidence for this event proves nothing, because it could have happened.
P5: Since it could have happened, it did happen.
C: Contradiction resolved by an event I invented. Biblical inerrancy confirmed.