Force Thirteen (Parody)

This is Force 13 bringing you the latest random AOIs and estimates from somewhere out of the blue. (Parody account; pls don't follow for real life advice)

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Introducing Force Thirteen China 🇨🇳. Covering China and maybe Hong Kong if we feel like it. Embrace our leader and new member Xi Foy. And you have no other choice.

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#RIPBozo

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Yawn 12 year old gets into a hissy fit

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@Kool_Kreep Thanks for telling the truth about us here at Force 13. But we kinda knew that already.

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This is a life threatening situation if you are in the water. The Philippines won’t get a landfall but what the hell, let’s make everyone panic and run

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#BREAKING - #Surigae #BisingPH intensifies to Category 5, It may bring dangerous winds and heavy rainfall that may bring flooding, Residents living there should prepare as it is expected to impact #Philippines

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@Kool_Kreep Because it killed like hundreds and caused a humanitarian crisis apparently in your world. But hey maybe we should have said it for Seroja more than this system. But we tend to hype our things so this is pretty normal of us.

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@Kool_Kreep Clearly it was life threatening wasn’t it

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We don’t track garbage

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#BREAKING - #95S has strengthened into a #TropicalStorm and been named #Jobo by Meteo France La Reunion.

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Remember, we don’t check our work before posting.

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We believe Surigae is at 215mph hands down.

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@ThePhoneExpert0 Ok Zoomer

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@ThePhoneExpert0 Lorenzo is a Category 4 dont even mention that system to us

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@ike_vergara It’s not life threatening like Goni or anything. It is misleading to generate some panic over something that will remain out at sea. Impacts are expected but not to an extreme degree. So don’t question us Ike 😎

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BREAKING FORCE THIRTEEN IS AT A MEGA TYPHOON STATUS WITH 190MPH WINDS BECAUSE DEVON IS A GOD AND EVERYONE SHOULD LISTEN TO HIM!!!!

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Contrast 100

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#SuperTyphoonSurigae (also known as #Bising) looking fierce as the sun sets over the #SuperTyphoon.

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@ForceThirteen Everything is fine

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Good news, there’s no tropical cyclones in Australia. And there’s nothing much else to say here.

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@170mphCategory5 @mesovorthunter @NRA @BenGrayden We came to see some action

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@Kool_Kreep @ForceThirteen Hell yeah again

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Spring 4.0 ELECTRIC BOGALOO BITCHES

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@ObserCrab @ForceThirteen LMFAO why did you question us? We are Force Thirteen of course we know