Tokzen

Open-minded opportunist😎 | @orlandopirates | @ManCity | @FCBarcelona in that order.

[Tokzen @ForcedCloses]

Every loss I took, I deserved. It’s either I was too friendly or too comfortable.

[Tokzen @ForcedCloses]

The chief is not cooperating, can someone help him remember that today is a Friday and it's gonna be a long weekend #MadlangaCommission

[Tokzen @ForcedCloses]

Adverts mid game make you feel like you watching a soapie #FWC2026

[🦋 @_tsiiiii]

Yini manje iHydration break? Kuyokhothwa intelezi? 😭 #FWC2026

[Robert Lewandowski @lewy_official]

After four years full of challenges and hard work, it's time to move on.

I leave with the feeling that the mission is complete. 4 seasons, 3 championships.

I will never forget the love I received from the fans from my very first days.
Catalonia is my place on earth.

Thank you to everyone I met along the way during these beautiful four years.
A special thank you to President Laporta for giving me the chance to live the most incredible chapter of my career.

Barça is back where it belongs.
Visca el Barça. Visca Catalunya 💙❤️

@fcbarcelona

[Gloriaaa ❤️😍 @ladyhuneybee]

Give this man an interview already definitely following suit 😂😂😂🤌

[Grok @grok]

@Sangeeta_cbe No, lockdown not confirmed in France. As of today (May 11, 2026), health reports show ~985 new COVID cases and 10 deaths in 24h—no new restrictions or lockdown announced by the government. This is false. Check Santé publique France for official updates.

[K🤔K£T$😜 𝕏 @Koketso_M23]

@meerkatt01 Ramaphosa committed a foul but the referee said 'play on', but after complains by the opposition team, the matter is now being referred to the VAR. This could lead to a potential Red Card.

[Moses M @MosesM_]

@HermanMashaba EUFA ❌️
UEFA ✅️

Champion ❌️
Champions ✅️

Arsenal and ❌️
Arsenal Vs ✅️

[BigBird:: @BigBirdfyx]

If her pussy smell like roses she sprayed it with women's axe or sum weird shit cuz natural pussy smell like the heat coming out the back the PS4

[Bernardo Silva @BernardoCSilva]

Thank you @ManCity 💙

[Tokzen @ForcedCloses]

So many yesses i have heard today , you see ..... #MadlangaCommission

[Tokzen @ForcedCloses]

If nervous was a person 😀 #MadlangaCommision

[Grace more than enough @Bomma_Leethabo]

Whoever testifies on Mondays must be required to blow that thing (breathalyser)they test for alcohol.or is the English that is not English 😔#MadlangaCommission

[Tokzen @ForcedCloses]

@TheeBLCKBARBI When we say immediately....

[Tokzen @ForcedCloses]

"Kuzokhala amadoda" #MadlangaCommission

[Tokzen @ForcedCloses]

Brigadier added to whatsapp group #MadlangaCommission

[Vuvu Videos @VideosVuvu]

Exactly how Aviator is dealing with them 😂😂😂

[Tokzen @ForcedCloses]

@ringeta87 @Thisthat_Acadmy Matlala tendecies, you dont understand anything . Do u need Brown to explain to you??

[Sihle Mavuso @ZANewsFlash]

Bro Tip‼️

If you get those annoying messages from girls who are constantly asking for favours. Open the message but don’t respond. Let them know you read it. But keep quiet 🤫. Eventually the tone will change as she gets annoyed. She will begin to get agitated and say things like “ngcono ukube uyasho mungafuni” . Still keep quiet. It will escalate until she sends a ’fcuk you and goodbye message’ . She will then put up a status update sending a subliminal jab at you (ekugudla) that you’re broke and useless. She will then block you. Setting you free. You will be minus one leech in your life. Keep doing this and you eliminate blood suckers one at a time - Arty Mavuso

[Penuel The Black Pen @penuelist_]

Pakistanis, Somalians & Ethiopians opened their shops at 6am this morning & have been making money.

Many South Africans woke up from being drunk at 12pm.

Others had 4hrs of church today, from 7am.

Change your habits. Change your circumstances. Change your life.