Forch F. Fortier

My name is Chris. My friends call me Forch, I have one foot, but I can still kick ass!

[Forch F. Fortier @ForchMan]

As someone with one foot, I find it offensive when @hasanthehun says “Ten Toes Down.” It’s just insensitive.

[Forch F. Fortier @ForchMan]

@mazdacanadaHR my girlfriend lost her key for her car and the local dealership is charging her nearly $1000 for a replacement. What’s going on here?

[Forch F. Fortier @ForchMan]

@MarcNixon24 I don’t blame them. This place is a cesspool.

[Forch F. Fortier @ForchMan]

@McDonaldsCanada hello. How does one issue a complaint against a specific location? I’m having a continued issue with a franchise in Welland.

[Forch F. Fortier @ForchMan]

@startca I’m trying to determine if I’m experiencing and outage, or if my equipment is failing. It would be nice to have someone to help me during this. I can’t wait five hours to talk to someone and I’m wheelchair bound, so it’s not like I can do a ton of running around.

[Forch F. Fortier @ForchMan]

@startca do you not have people available for technical issues during weekends? My internet has been down for hours and I need assistance and no one is available to assist me. I’m quite disappointed.

[Forch F. Fortier @ForchMan]

Five years ago today, I took a huge step (pun intended) and had my left foot amputated. And throughout, I’ve been @orangecassidy cool. So much has changed. But so much has stayed the same. :) I kick butt while there’s butt to be kicked!

[Forch F. Fortier @ForchMan]

@MitsubishiCAN could you possibly tell me how to lower the rear seating in a 2024 RVR AWD? I have one as a rental and I cannot find a way to lower them and nothing is on Google to assist me. Please help! :)

[Forch F. Fortier @ForchMan]

@PierrePoilievre Just shut up already. Are you going to complain about how he likes his steak cooked as well?

[Forch F. Fortier @ForchMan]

@fordnation @ninatangri Did you do anything about ODSP? Or is that still not a PC priority?

[Forch F. Fortier @ForchMan]

@fordnation @PBethlenfalvy Did you do anything about ODSP?

[Forch F. Fortier @ForchMan]

@LAYS I’m definitely in the mood for cheesy garlic bread!

#LaysFlavorVault #Sweepstakes

[Forch F. Fortier @ForchMan]

@allenanalysis Just don’t come to Canada.

[Forch F. Fortier @ForchMan]

@fordnation You want to bring back sanity? Step down and let someone smarter take over.

[Forch F. Fortier @ForchMan]

@kangaroos991 Just don’t come to Canada. We don’t want you.

[Forch F. Fortier @ForchMan]

@fordnation Dude. You do nothing. The only thing you’ve done for Ontario, is make it easier to get drunk earlier in the day.

[Forch F. Fortier @ForchMan]

@PierrePoilievre We all know how much of a bastion of journalistic integrity the Toronto Sun is. They’re mostly known for the woman in the bikini at the back.

[Forch F. Fortier @ForchMan]

People of Ontario now have less options for sugar-free drinks at a convenience store than they do imported beers. Thanks, @fordnation ! Your fat ass is turning #Ontario into America!

[Forch F. Fortier @ForchMan]

@KaliGunz Hi

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@PierrePoilievre Do you think that maybe they voted the way they did because they don’t like YOU?!?!