ForCoolKidsOnly

If you've made it here, congratulations, your cool!

[ForCoolKidsOnly @Forcoolkidsonly]

i literally just wanna go to concerts, make out, cuddle, and sleep a lot

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"Big boobs don’t count if you're fat"

Yeah well biG DICKS DONT COUNT IF YOU ARE ONE.

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I didn't "change"... I just realized some shit.

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Never get too attached.

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Bro's before hoes, not bro's over your girlfriend.

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I'm sorry for being annoying when I want to talk, needy because I miss you, emotional when I care & insecure because I'm afraid to lose you.

[ForCoolKidsOnly @Forcoolkidsonly]

asking a question you already know just to see if the person will lie

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lost respect for a lot of people this year.

[ForCoolKidsOnly @Forcoolkidsonly]

teacher: homew-
me: can you not

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i hope i randomly get super hot in the next year or two and everyone is just like “oh shit”

[ForCoolKidsOnly @Forcoolkidsonly]

i hate when people say “you’ve barely touched your food” like what do you want me to do stroke it

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Life is weird. First you wanna grow up, then you wanna be a kid again.

[ForCoolKidsOnly @Forcoolkidsonly]

Are oranges named orange because they’re orange or is orange called orange because oranges are orange.

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refreshing twitter every 5 mins without any reason

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"Bae" means "before anyone else" I always thought it was a ghetto word for "babe"

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revenge? i'm too lazy. im just going to sit here and let karma mess you up

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I have unlimited texting and only text about 3 people...

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That awesome moment when you're telling a lie and your best friend notices and joins you.