Doug Friggin' Ford

🤬LIBERALS STAY OUT!!🤬 Real Ontario is BACK! Unfortunately health care has gotta go. Sorry, not sorry. #Folks #ForThePeople #PCPO #OnPoli #CdnPoli

[Doug Friggin' Ford @FordCrackNation]

Why keep playing to Alberta and the West when they are in the bag? You think Alberta will vote for Truedope next time? It’s Ontario you gotta win, and that means going with Doug. Only I can deliver the GTA. I assure you western cons will happily lick my boots. #CdnPoli #Doug4PM

[Doug Friggin' Ford @FordCrackNation]

Any meatsack who can’t beat. Trudope is an L-O-S-E-R Loser! Milkboy Scheer blew it and so did that Helmethead Harper. How many more times will @CPC_HQ blow it? We need a REAL MAN! We don’t want anyone west of Oakville or East of Ajax. #GetRealCanada #Doug4PM #CdnPoli 👏👏👏

[Doug Friggin' Ford @FordCrackNation]

I’d like to thank Andyboy for opening up my next job. Me and Don Cherry are gonna take over the Federal Party. No more of these fake cowboy western phoneys. It’s time for Real Canada to be in charge. #Doug4PM #CdnPoli

[Doug Friggin' Ford @FordCrackNation]

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Arg!! First you elect Dopey McBlackface and then you axe Cherry on Remembrace Day! Friggin’ Libs OMFG!!! I will never watch CBC again!! When I’m Premier of Canada, we’re building a statue of Don. Right next to Mother Canada. Damn you lefty kooks!!

#CdnPoli #OnPoli #HNIC

[Doug Friggin' Ford @FordCrackNation]

Folks, we will continue to fight the Carbon Tax in Ontario. Had a long chat with JayKen, and long story short, don’t make your climate our problem. Remember the CPC mantra: “As long as I’m okay, everything is fine, besides I’ll be dead in 40 years.” #CdnPoli #OnPoli

[Doug Friggin' Ford @FordCrackNation]

@whyimsmrtthnyou I was in China getting some tips on how to run an ungrateful province. But the opposition is so bland you’d barely notice. Don’t worry, school strikes coming. I’m sure you’ll notice that. Remember, loyalty to me is the greatest thing a man can do. Women, listen to your husbands.

[Doug Friggin' Ford @FordCrackNation]

🤬 Folks I gave you my word that Hydro rates would go down, but now that you little jerks elected Justin, all bets are off. It’s payback time!! #OnPoli #WatchOut

[Doug Friggin' Ford @FordCrackNation]

@CBCQueensPark Just as long as policies don’t change. We can keep our ideas secret, but conservatives cannot compromise our beliefs for Canadians or democracy. They must change for us, no matter how many Facebook ads it takes. #PureBlueOnly

[Doug Friggin' Ford @FordCrackNation]

@CBCQueensPark No chance. I’ll be running the show in 12 months. None of those CPC hosers can beat me in Ontario. Not a one. They’d have to pay me not to run.

[Doug Friggin' Ford @FordCrackNation]

@Glen4Climate It’s simple. Blue good, red bad. Now can you send a dollar to your old friend Doug?

[Doug Friggin' Ford @FordCrackNation]

@lraitt Of if only Andy won, you’d be in the Senate right now. In the mean time, as Prime Minister of Ontario, just let me know what cushy government appointment you’d like and it’s yours. It’s only fair we get ours now before we lose the next election.

[Doug Friggin' Ford @FordCrackNation]

@TGranicAllen I know what you’re thinking because I’m thinking the same thing. Let’s say it together: Doug 4 Primeier Minister.

[Doug Friggin' Ford @FordCrackNation]

@CBCQueensPark You don’t need an Ontario Proud robocall funded by the Manning Center to know that this is ALL the Libs fault.

[Doug Friggin' Ford @FordCrackNation]

@CBCQueensPark This escape room that Scheer got me is hard! Of course we hate the results. It’s not fair people won’t vote for us. If Quebec can have 25% of the seats, we deserve nearly half! If I have to pick between conservatism and democracy, I know what my money wants....

[Doug Friggin' Ford @FordCrackNation]

You snub me! Sunk my battleship! And now your licking your balls. Way too mad to sleep! White milk mothafu—- ok... all I’m saying is word to the wise. He blew it. That goosed is cooked! Time to flush that dopey western jazz. Look around #CPC! I’m AM the TOP DOG! 🐶🤬 #CdnPoli 💪

[Doug Friggin' Ford @FordCrackNation]

🤬 Oh this is bullshit!!!

[Doug Friggin' Ford @FordCrackNation]

@CBCQueensPark @sabrinananji My friends tell me I’m worth 100 times that! 😎

[Doug Friggin' Ford @FordCrackNation]

@CBCQueensPark @UniforTheUnion We ARE gonna win this election! And then you’ll all pay!

[Doug Friggin' Ford @FordCrackNation]

Quebec must be taught respect! This lesson is free, so education cuts won’t matter. #OnPoli #Quebec

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Lol Awesome

Yves-François Blanchet shutting down The Rebel

[Doug Friggin' Ford @FordCrackNation]

Andrew Scheer is smoking Truedope. Liberals losing their mind because we have no platform. Who needs costed policies when we have memes? Works every time! #CdnPoli