Not Rob Ford

a comic entertainer, especially one in politics, wearing a traditional argos jersey who may do lines of coke, drive after a few pops, and is well fed at home.

[Nate Chats @NateChats]

http://t.co/CvjTjc3EEM @ItsDeanBlundell Fordsy a Blackhawks fan..? Favorite player "Patrick Cokane". Chicago...that's in Manitoba
#goleafsgo

[Not Rob Ford @FordMoreYearsTO]

I'm still the mayor....... #FordMoreYears

[Not Rob Ford @FordMoreYearsTO]

#RobFord2014 #FordMoreYears

[Not Rob Ford @FordMoreYearsTO]

I apologized to the lady at the council meeting I trucked over this morning... But lets face it, it was a great hit #tank #FordMoreYears

[Not Rob Ford @FordMoreYearsTO]

And everyone thinks I've completely lost it now... Just wait until my sex tape is released. #TOpoli #FordMoreYears

[Not Rob Ford @FordMoreYearsTO]

I was back at it again today. I may have accidentally knocked over an old lady today in council meeting. #TOpoli #FordMoreYears

[Not Rob Ford @FordMoreYearsTO]

I do what i want.
YOLO #FordMoreYears

[Miyoung Lee @MiyoungLeeCBC]

Security is being called to have the gallery emptied at #topoli city hall. #robford motion to strip powers live right now #cbcnn

[The Globe and Mail @globeandmail]

Video: Toronto Mayor Rob Ford pantomimes drunk driving at City Council http://t.co/AM42jKjnUH

[Don Peat @donpeat]

Mayor Rob Ford now walking through public gallery and having his driver record audience #TOpoli

[Fake SportsCenter @FakeSportsCentr]

Lamar Odom also close to a deal with Rob Ford

[Not Rob Ford @FordMoreYearsTO]

Stupid #Argos don't want me at the game.... Worry about the game not me, maybe you would have won #CFL #CFLPlayoffs #FordMoreYears

[Not Rob Ford @FordMoreYearsTO]

Very excited for my upcoming interview with @andersoncooper from CNN. All this hard work is paying off. #FordMoreYears #TOpoli

[Not Rob Ford @FordMoreYearsTO]

On average I spend two hours a day in the gym. #TOpoli

[Not Rob Ford @FordMoreYearsTO]

I do not have a drinking problem. I'm just an alcoholic. #TOpoli