The Hedge Maestro

Not not gambling advice

[The Hedge Maestro @Fore4Left]

Buddy at the middle eastern spot called me buddy like 5 times in a row so I started to call him buddy back and buddy was clearly thrown off. Good old fashion buddy-off to start my week. #buddy

[The Hedge Maestro @Fore4Left]

@espn should be absolutely ashamed of themselves. This feature coverage of the Speith/Rose groups at the Players is l one of the worst display of production of all time. Enough watching Theegala walk up and down the fairway, and more shots from the Rose group!!

[The Hedge Maestro @Fore4Left]

Maverick McNealy is the Sungjae Im of Cam Young’s

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Tobias Harris is going to win the 2026 NBA Finals MVP. Heard it here first.

[The Hedge Maestro @Fore4Left]

@MrJerryOC @BarstoolBigCat @PFTCommenter @PardonMyTake @PardonMyMeme @hen_ease @Philly_Mays @MrJerryOC , you were supposed to draft Teslaa… like I told you at Montauket this summer. Bing Bong.

[The Hedge Maestro @Fore4Left]

Lions will not win another playoff game in my lifetime

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Anyone mind if a Jew speaks a little Christmas Eve? (Chinese food is on the way)

[Woodward Sports Network @woodwardsports]

The Detroit Lions were called for offensive pass interference here…

[The Hedge Maestro @Fore4Left]

Philly fans get a bad rap. Outside of a few shit heads, great people. Went into the Linc in the Honolulu blue and got treated with respect for the most part. With that being said, some of the most grotesque women I’ve ever encountered, a different breed out there.

[The Hedge Maestro @Fore4Left]

@JasonBl15291825 Head up King, you’re a catch.

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Didn’t think it was possible, but it’s 2025 and Tim Robinson has gotten less funny. Most overrated comedian of our generation.

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I am numb

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@Castellani2014 Liar!

[The Hedge Maestro @Fore4Left]

Hinch - Loser
Scott Harris - Loser
Illitch- Loser
Castellani- Loser

Last 2 weeks all I’ve heard is the narrative “We’d be happy to be here if you told us we’d be atop the division in March”

Look what happens when you act like a bunch of panzis and let your foot off the gas..

[The Hedge Maestro @Fore4Left]

@crookedasvegas Who hurt you?

[The Hedge Maestro @Fore4Left]

Respect to the dolphins for showing some fight tonight.

[The Hedge Maestro @Fore4Left]

Somber Monday morning walk to work, but I just have to keep reminding myself, it could always be worse, you could be a dolphins fan.

[The Hedge Maestro @Fore4Left]

Stayed up til 1 back to back nights to see the Tigers lose horrible games. This team will be joining the Mets and Yankees in Cancun by early October. No heart, no will, little league baseball all around.

[The Hedge Maestro @Fore4Left]

@HarryCaps2 @crookedasvegas Have fun blowing eachother in your 8 man Chappaqua orgi.

[The Hedge Maestro @Fore4Left]

If you’re in a 10 man league, grow up. I don’t even want to talk to you.

[The Hedge Maestro @Fore4Left]

@Castellani2014 crowned us AL Central champs and we’ve looked like a little league ball club since then. If we blow the bye we all know who to blame.