Forecourt Life

Just your bog standard forecourt

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OH MY GOD, HOW MUCH FOR FAGS?! #ForecourtProblems

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Try to make small talk with customers. Get blanked. #ForecourtProblems

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Customer makes a joke...
'HA HA'
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'Its expensive here isn't it?'
Yes, yes it is.
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"35.01 please" "have you got the right pump?" "Erm, you're the only car on the forecourt..." #ForecourtProblems

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When people act like this is your fault... #ForecourtProblems

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worlds worst smelling man comes in, and wants a conversation. Burbs your nose hair. Smell lingers well after he's gone #ForecourtProblems

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When someone asks for a 'summary' by that they mean a receipt..
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Car trying to fill up on HGV forecourt #ForecourtProblems

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Lorry trying to fit under the canopy.. #ForecourtProblems

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"Can I have a VAT receipt please? "Yeah it's all on top for you 😊" "so... This is a VAT receipt?" 😐 #ForecourtProblems

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@AmyKilhams @cousinitt1972 mega bantz #ForecourtProblems

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@cousinitt1972 you really live life on the edge

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“@cousinitt1972: @ForecourtLife I'd give them 49 £1 coins change!!” Well that would be the wrong change?

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"That'll be 40p please" "sorry, I don't have anything smaller than a £50" #ForecourtProblems

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Customer: can you help with the LPG please?
were not legally allowed
Customer: everywhere else does it for me though!
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'Hi can you tell me where the charger for electric cars is please?'
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"My coffee isn't hot enough... You can put your finger in it if you don't believe me!" #ForecourtProblems

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Sorry, your toilet is blocked again... #ForecourtProblems