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@ellie69i D

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@EmilySm43 Bad things in 24 hours

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@ojessie__ The same just through a different lense

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@Theworld119944 Candle snuffer

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@renabaddie_ 80

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@Ruby_331 A man has to know his limitations

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@miladreaamy 45

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@moveon_9910 Kennedy shooting. They pre-empted Saturday morning cartoons for his funeral. I was pissed off 3 year old

[Rich Lowry @RichLowry]

I know countless millions of people love soccer, and it can be a thrilling game, as we witnessed repeatedly during the World Cup, but it suffers from a fundamental structural flaw.

Because offense is in such short supply at this level, scoring is highly dependent on penalties.

This means that scoring often comes outside the normal flow of play, and incentives flopping and pretend injuries that are unworthy of grown men—you think someone rolling around the turf in agonizing pain is going to have to be transported immediately to the hospital, then you look up and he’s played another 45 minutes, no problem.

Then, there’s the courting of artificial penalties—a player steps in front of another, gets bumped, and proceeds to pretend he got shot.

Whatever the other merits of soccer, this stuff is a blight on the game and brings an element of low comedy to even the highest-stakes competition.

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@ojessie__ Readers digest

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@Ruby_331 Pay the irs

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@Ruby_331 A labotomy

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@ronsterd89 A politician

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@moveon_9910 You’re prescient

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@moveon_9910 Let it be, there will be an answer, let it be.

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@Ruby_331 Cigarette lighter

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@Barkley_Tap Kurt

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@anyelamarillo Yes, back in 1983 I was accused of collaborating on a programming assignment. We convinced the professor that one individual was not carrying the other. He then told us there was strong evidence that paired tasking nets better results. Requires collocation. Agile methodology.

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@VinnysCorner1 Hershel

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"You can only confiscate the wealth that exists at a given moment. You cannot confiscate future wealth — and that future wealth is less likely to be produced when people see that it is going to be confiscated."

— Thomas Sowell