Jack

“We love a little sideswept bitch.” - @buttholefactory

[Jack @ForgWizzard]

@buttholefactory

[Jack @ForgWizzard]

I don’t care how much I want to lose weight I am not eating cottage cheese

[not emma @buttholefactory]

Bought a notebook so I can draw on my break instead of playing 2 hours of candy crush

[Jack @ForgWizzard]

Hermany Grinder

[Jack @ForgWizzard]

@buttholefactory

[not emma @buttholefactory]

Angel numbers

[nessie 🔜 MP @nnnstrs]

gay person: i’m gay

autistic person: im autistic

that one gay autistic friend: you should really play deadlock its so much fun

[Jack @ForgWizzard]

@buttholefactory No beer at home and $10 schooners makes Emma something something

[Jack @ForgWizzard]

@buttholefactory FULL CIRCLE

[not emma @buttholefactory]

PERRY! The Platypus!

[Jack @ForgWizzard]

@buttholefactory A b- A BAKED BEAN?

[Jack @ForgWizzard]

Turns out consuming 400g of spinach in two days is a bad idea

[Jack @ForgWizzard]

I’m like pretty sure that salami had gone bad but anyway how are y’all doing

[Jack @ForgWizzard]

@buttholefactory

[Jack @ForgWizzard]

Heavy is the hand that activates the almond

[not emma @buttholefactory]

I just want to get drunk and play stardew valley

[Jack @ForgWizzard]

@buttholefactory I haven’t broken a bone but the jury’s out on whether it’s the milk. Maybe I just don’t have bones.

[onionweigher 🧅⚖️ @onionweigher]

in the mint. straight up "discontinuing it". and by "it", haha, well. let's just say. My pennies