🧵 I left my phone in my gym locker for 30 days.
My workouts got 20 minutes shorter. I hit PRs I'd been chasing for weeks. And I never went back to using it between sets.
Here's what actually happened (and what I do instead):
Ten years in enterprise sales taught me one uncomfortable truth nobody says out loud at the SKO:
Your top rep isn’t smarter than you.
They have better pattern recognition. And until six months ago, that gap was permanent.
🧵
Most people don't lose interviews because they're unqualified.
They lose because they blank.
The answer is sitting right there in their head. They just can't find it in 6 seconds while someone stares at them on Zoom.
So I built the fix.
A 2024 study tested 62 human placentas for microplastics.
The result: plastic was found in 100% of samples.
Not most. Not a majority. Every single one.
Built a product nobody asked for.
Turns out, a lot of people wanted it.
I made a tool that turns your workout program into a custom printed logbook. Your exercises, your sets, your reps. Printed and shipped.
6 months in and it still feels surreal when orders come in
Unpopular opinion: you don't need an app to track your workouts.
A pen and a logbook is faster between sets, never dies mid-workout, and you actually look back at it.
I stopped using apps 2 years ago and haven't looked back.
If you track on paper (or want to start), check it out:
https://t.co/6fuuxX0xRo
$10 for the PDF, $19.99 printed and shipped.
And if you got value from this thread, a repost would mean a lot. I'm just getting started building this thing.
🧵 I left my phone in my gym locker for 30 days.
My workouts got 20 minutes shorter. I hit PRs I'd been chasing for weeks. And I never went back to using it between sets.
Here's what actually happened (and what I do instead):
It's called ForgeLogbooks.
You enter your workout program - exercises, sets, reps. It generates a formatted logbook and ships it to you.
Every page has YOUR exercises pre-printed. Just fill in the weights. No formatting. No wasted space.
I spent 9 years as an environmental toxicologist.
Last year, I found microplastics in human blood samples.
Not some of them. 80% of them.
Here's what they don't want you to panic about (but you should know):
A team at Columbia just found 240,000 nanoplastic particles in a single liter of bottled water.
That's 100x more than previous estimates.
And 90% of them were invisible to old detection methods.
Thread on what this means for you:
i'm mass-releasing everything.
the complete automation playbook i use to run a $600K/month agency:
→ 47 n8n workflows agencies charge $5K-$15K each for
→ the one-sentence prompts that build any of them in under 3 minutes
→ my "consultant pricing" spreadsheet (what they charge vs what it costs)
→ 12 plug-and-play templates for the automations every business needs
→ the exact Claude prompts i use to debug workflows instantly
here's what's in it:
LEAD GEN (agencies charge $18K+ total):
- lead enrichment + scoring pipeline
- competitor monitoring system
- social listening engine
- cold outreach sequencer
OPERATIONS (agencies charge $24K+ total):
- client onboarding automations
- invoice recovery system
- meeting no-show rescuer
- daily CEO dashboard
CONTENT (agencies charge $15K+ total):
- blog-to-social repurposer
- AI content calendar builder
- review response drafter
- newsletter automation
every workflow is described in plain english.
paste into Synta → deploys to n8n → running in minutes.
no code. no courses. no $200/hr "experts."
i built my entire agency on these.
now you can too.
reply "PLAYBOOK" + retweet
i'll send the entire vault.
(must be following so i can DM)
taking this down friday. this should be a $997 product.