Erin Forgety

literally never use Twitter but you're welcome to follow along I guess 🤷‍♀️

[Milligan Golf @MilliganGolf]

Senior, Alayna Perryman, drains a 30 footer on hole 18 at TPC Deere Run in National Tournament to conclude her fantastic career at Milligan! Thanks Alayna for 5 great years! Go Milli Golf!

[Milligan University Athletics @MilliganBuffs]

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@MilliganBuffsSB @docophotography

#BuffStrong🦬

[Milligan University Softball @MilliganBuffsSB]

It’s Game Day!

🗓️ Sunday, February 19th
🥎 Carolina University
⏰ 2pm
📍Anglin Field

[Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes]

So the Doctor handed me a cup and said: “urinate”.

I said: “Thanks, thought I was a 6/10 at best.”

[Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes]

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean?

Bob.

[PUNS @ThePunnyWorld]

How do you get a country girl’s attention?

A tractor.

[PUNS @ThePunnyWorld]

I have a Polish friend who is a sound technician.

And a Czech one too. And a Czech one too.

[PUNS @ThePunnyWorld]

I asked a librarian if she had a book about Pavlov's dog and Schrödinger's cat?

She said it rang a bell, but she wasn't sure if it was there or not!

[PUNS @ThePunnyWorld]

My wife said I have to stop making puns of world capitals..

You win some, Jerusalem.

[PUNS @ThePunnyWorld]

How did the cyber-criminals escape?

They Ransomware.

[PUNS @ThePunnyWorld]

I told my friend I liked Beyoncé…

He said whatever floats your boat.

I said, “no, that’s buoyancy.”

[Erin Forgety @ForgetyErin]

@Kassi_Butcher29 @Tayylorr22_ @Kassi_Butcher29 is this a Milli softball thing? Bc I constantly have to tell myself the same thing (it hasn’t worked yet)

[PUNS @ThePunnyWorld]

Son: *Holding acorn* What’s this?

Me: A tree.

Son: Really?

Me: In a nutshell, yeah.

[PUNS @ThePunnyWorld]

This is ridiculous! We're 364 days away from Christmas

And people already have their lights up on their house.

[PUNS @ThePunnyWorld]

My wife told me to stop singing "I'm A Believer" or she'd kill me. I thought she was kidding.

But then I saw her face...

[Milligan University @Milligan_Univ]

"So if the Son sets you free, you are truly free," John 8:36.
🦬🙌🦬
https://t.co/VOdVWemmoO

Who You Say I Am
by Reuben Morgan and Ben Fielding
arranged by Robert Weber
Performed by Heritage, from Milligan University

[PUNS @ThePunnyWorld]

The urge to sing "The Lion Sleeps
Tonight" is always just a whim away...

A whim away, a whim away, a whim
away

[Milligan University Softball @MilliganBuffsSB]

Milligan softball is doing a fundraiser this year to help with costs. If you are feeling generous and want to help support, click the link below and give us a little donation! We appreciate it! Go Buffs🧡🥎

https://t.co/F8CmcRSmLe

[Erin Forgety @ForgetyErin]

Fundraiser ends this Friday!

[Erin Forgety @ForgetyErin]

It's that time again! Please consider helping out your softball Buffs by clicking the link below. All donation amounts appreciated! 🧡 https://t.co/5ggY4s13oF

[Erin Forgety @ForgetyErin]

It's that time again! Please consider helping out your softball Buffs by clicking the link below. All donation amounts appreciated! 🧡 https://t.co/5ggY4s13oF