It’s been a long time coming, but we’re back for formal 2022😈 Send us all your confessions and juicy gossip… we will keep them anonymous so don’t worry 😉 #formalwatch
Despite not knowing if we’ll have formal or not this year we’re still sticking to our regularly scheduled programming😈 Get your juiciest photos sent in and get your mates exposed
It was crunch time for oul’ Kunter and to her dismay, he sent Rebecca packing, will this be the right decision for Kane or will his night end like all of his others, lonely. #Virgin💔
With one week to go we’d like to remind the females of 6th form to save their orange for their vodka, not their spray tan😉 the question is which notorious Oompa Loompa will out do themselves this time .... #50shadesof🍊
News has hit that L6 MIGHT be banned from formal, not sure who’ll take the news worse, the L6 girls who have dresses, makeup and fake tan arranged, or young Aaron who will need to find a new source of blow for the night #NoA2NoEntry
Well well well it should seem we have found Seb’s mystery love interest, but now dumb is all loved up, who will dumber be escorting to formal with a spar funded ticket 😈? #estherjukeylear
Congrats to Ellen Rodgers who has scored herself a professional golfer....now taking bets for how many strokes it’ll take Mr Knipe to complete his course, or will he get lucky and get a hole in one 😏🏌🏻♂️
Looks like James McCormick was loving a bit of anything he could get his paws on .. let’s hope this saucy boy can stay loyal to one person for the duration of the formal 👬👬👬👬👬
The count down is on, don’t forget to keep sending us your dirt😈
It would seem Kyle has come down with a touch of formal fever -practicing his moves- but who will be bringing this smooth criminal along to share his contagious disease next month 🤧💃🏽
Rumour has it David is taking a younger lady from our rival school to formal, but with Kaci wanting his arm will she be ditched on the night? We can all hope Kaci can suck better than her competition🙈🤢 #headdownanddirty
Now Ryan is a single man who will he be taking to formal in a months time, with Logan not getting back can he squeeze his way with Kelsey or will he be on his lonesome 💔😈
With this blast from the past cropping up it would seem Emily has a choice to make: will it be formal round two with boyfriend George, or round one in the ring as Jack and George fight for her attention ? #whospunching? 🥴👊🏼
Apparently “if you don’t ask you don’t get” seems to be this years moto. We’ve heard a handful of desperados are begging their way to formal this year🤔 some offering explicit services 🍆🤢
We’re pleased to see kaci has finally confirmed an offer, everyone keep your eyes peeled for this saucy pair heading to the bathroom for some light action, sorry Michael - that’s another option gone ❌